In this thread: We make up reasons why lurry left

I heard that Lurry professed his love for Chris2x4 to him via PMs.......the feeling was not mutual. And that's why lurry left.

 

I heard he never left. He has merged with the hardcore porn movie + 1 to become a super siamese twin troll

 

/\/\ this

 

here we go....

 

i met him a few months ago, there was only one of him though

 

I heard he became a chemist

also IBTL

 

lol, nice.

 

I heard he mated with squach and had a deformed child named McQueer.

 

I heard he learned about the towing capacity of 4bangers from posts on here, traded his truck for a I4, and tried towin 8000 lbs.
after his engine exploded he cursed tw, vowing never to return

 

I heard he was frustrated with how the younger members treated older members

 

Hey was upset by the fact he ran out of mod money therefore having to go to rehab to lose his addiction for tacomaworld.com. He apparently got treated well.

 

I heard he's watching this thread right now, while Oswego gives him a handi under the table.

 

Lol

 

I heard he bought a land rover

 

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You may be onto something

 

I heard he got ball cancer, met Lance Armstrong at a fundraiser, and became his secret gay lover, and now spends his days sipping Michelob ultra whilst watching Lance pedaling a stationary bike.