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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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  1. Mar 11, 2009 at 2:13 PM
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    Famous BadASS turns 69 today!!!!!

    happy birthday!!!
     
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  2. Mar 11, 2009 at 2:15 PM
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  3. Mar 11, 2009 at 2:16 PM
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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
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    :D:D:D haha thanks you saved my ass!!
     
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  5. Mar 11, 2009 at 2:44 PM
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    If you type into Google "find chuck norris" and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, see what you get. It's pretty funny.
     
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  6. Mar 11, 2009 at 2:46 PM
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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
    that is funny :rofl:

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you
     
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  7. Mar 11, 2009 at 2:48 PM
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    bwahahahahah
    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it
     
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    Jester243 all I wanted was a god dang picture of a hotdog...

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    some of this, a little of that
    I liked the "pages from Chuck Norris' beard"
     
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    Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
     
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    hahahahahahah
    On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
     
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    Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
     
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    the funniest one
    It takes 14 puppeteers to make Chuck Norris smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
     
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    last one i swearz


    Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
     
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    Seeing the third gen section forced me to get a Ford...
    do notice that its not a google webpage...just a webpage made to look like google....but funny none the less
     
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    Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
     
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    Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to see who had the most ball and he won by 15
     
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    HerNameIsLucy I miss Lucy. :-(

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