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This wedding sucks.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by wildjerseyfirefighter, Feb 19, 2012.

  1. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:51 PM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter

    wildjerseyfirefighter [OP] I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    Got stuck at a table of girls who are fucking annoying..would it be innaproperate to leave my girlfriend here and go home? Haha
     
  2. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:51 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    flip up the table, rip off your shirt and run out without a word
     
  3. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:53 PM
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    Krazie Sj

    Krazie Sj Resident Jackass

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  4. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:53 PM
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    wildjerseyfirefighter

    wildjerseyfirefighter [OP] I sell fishing and fishing accessories

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    Hahaha if there wasnt two girls here under like 10..it would be an option
     
  5. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:56 PM
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    OZ-T

    OZ-T You are going backwards

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    Put your weiner on the table

    Go from there
     
  6. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:57 PM
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    t4daddy

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    Well played.
     
  7. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:57 PM
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    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    scream at the top of your lungs, jump on the table and do a backflip
     
  8. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:58 PM
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    Stubbs95tacoma

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    Well it could be worse... What if you didn't have TW
     
  9. Feb 19, 2012 at 3:59 PM
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    TacomaChris

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    Option A: Get trashed and you'll enjoy yourself

    Option B: Pretend you are sick & get the hell out of there
     
  10. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:00 PM
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    Bishop2Queens6

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    How about some pics to TW live. hehe :D
     
  11. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:00 PM
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    Stubbs95tacoma

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    Wait... Is it an open bar?
     
  12. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:01 PM
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    If it was, I think the wedding wouldn't suck so much...
     
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    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Start a small fire
     
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    is it bad that this is the first thing that I thought of? (from xmen origins, wolverine)

    Wade Wilson: I love this weapon more than any other thing in the whole wide world, and you wanna know why?

    (proceeds to talk about pulling a couple swords out at a wedding for those who havent seen the movie)
     
  15. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:04 PM
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    I like this idea.

    Or drink a lot of Martinelli's Sparkling Cider and pretend that you're really really drunk.
     
  16. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:04 PM
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    Pretend it's a Jewish wedding, and smash your glass on the floor. Then pretend it's a Greek wedding, and smash your plate on the floor.
     
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    In my younger single days not once did I attend a wedding and not get lucky, weddings make single chicks horny.
     
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    Discharge your sidearm and announce that you want to make a toast.
     
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    TnRedNeck721

    TnRedNeck721 Nick Namer

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    start singing “friday" and they will hopefully ask you to leave. :)
     
  20. Feb 19, 2012 at 4:06 PM
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    Start shot gunning beers
     

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