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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

  1. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:01 PM
    98tacoma27

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    Tell her you need strip searched. Better yet, go for the cavity search!
     
  2. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:02 PM
    AK27

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    haha what the hell is a smart car gonna do? thats like getting hit by a walk behind mower! :p
     
  3. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM
    JimBeam

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    word of advice from a cop...dont ask for the strip search or cavity search...if she likes you...she'll call another male officer whos extremely homophobic...if she doesnt like you...she'll call the gayest male officer she knows
     
  4. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:03 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    If he is hit by something large, he may simply Die. If a Smart car hits him, surely he will survive long enough for the cops to find your stuff, and for you to see him suffer. THEN, if he recovers, you can kick his ass.


    Maybe I have put too much thought into this....:eek:
     
  5. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
    JimBeam

    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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    hmm
    things tougher than a smart car...

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:04 PM
    98tacoma27

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    He lives in AZ. The air is a little thick making it impossible to get a full amount of oxygen to his brain cells. That or the assWHOOPing he received from wifey is starting to show it's effects.
     
  7. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
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    no but thats what i'd do
     
  8. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
    AK27

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    :rofl:
     
  9. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:05 PM
    chris4x4

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    Now THAT is AWSOME!!!

    *.......in other news.....a man was hit by a Smart car, flung into a yard that is diligently patroled by [​IMG] When he was butt rapped by the freak animal, then eaten.......*
     
  10. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:06 PM
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    I certainly hope this is the turnaround of your week.
     
  11. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:08 PM
    chris4x4

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    Thats the dog thats gonna rape the dude after he is hit by the Smart car...
     
  12. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM
    chris4x4

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    :anonymous:
     
  13. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:09 PM
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    He is all hopped up on roids. He probably has a small hootus.
     
  14. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:13 PM
    chris4x4

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    Found something that reminded me of Copper:

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:13 PM
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  16. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:40 PM
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  17. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:43 PM
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    I will be driving my truck out to San Diego from N.C. at the end of April! I will be there for 7 weeks.......so long as I survive the drive.
     
  18. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:45 PM
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    Headed to Camp Pen?
     
  19. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:46 PM
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    jolayiv Carolina Alliance

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    Yep. Recruiter's school
     
  20. Mar 11, 2009 at 6:48 PM
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    Thanks for serving!!! Plenty of peeps in the SD area.
     
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