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American BS thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by misc, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:41 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    WRONG!

    First, You should already have a shit load of ammo. 500 rounds MIN. on hand, at all times.

    Second, You should ALREADY have the beer!



    WHat you buy is as follows:

    Entimens chocolate donuts
    Potatoe chips
    A Magazine
    Tooth paste
    and a candy bar
     
  2. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:42 PM
    OZ-T

    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    Trick question , you forgot her tampons

    Not my fault , don't take it out on me
     
  3. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:42 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Your dam right I did!
     
  4. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:43 PM
    OZ-T

    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    Next question

    This is too easy

    You are a simple folk
     
  5. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:45 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Aight!

    Final question!

    you go to the mall with your Wife. You park, get out of the car. Whats the FIRST thing you when you get out of the car?
     
  6. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:47 PM
    OZ-T

    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    Ask if you can have your balls out of her purse and walk home to get your truck ?
     
  7. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:48 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    WRONG!

    You check to make sure your Fire arm isnt printing!
     
  8. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:48 PM
    OZ-T

    OZ-T I hate my neighbour

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    wut
     
  9. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:50 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    You make sure that the shirt you are wearing is propperly covering your fire arm.
     
  10. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:51 PM
    OZ-T

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    FALSE

    REAL AMERICANS OPEN CARRY

    HAVE A LOOK AT YOUR BILL OF RIGHTS SON
     
  11. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:52 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Wtf is fire arm printing?
     
  12. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:52 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    WRONG! Concealed carry is only allowed in a MALL! NO OPEN CARRY!
     
  13. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:52 PM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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  14. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:53 PM
    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Take a rubber band gun, if you guys are allowed to have those, then jam it in your pants, and put a shirt on. Of you can see the outline, then your printing.
     
  15. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:53 PM
    OZ-T

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    YOUR STATE SUCKS
     
  16. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:55 PM
    chris4x4

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    Yeah? Where are YOU allowed to carry a hand gun?
     
  17. Feb 28, 2012 at 9:59 PM
    OZ-T

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    Wrong thread
     
  18. Feb 28, 2012 at 10:00 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    I wish we had concealed carry

    or could buy guns easily

    or could buy ammo
     
  19. Feb 28, 2012 at 10:06 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    screw you guys, im not the one thats gonna kill this thread tonight
     
  20. Feb 28, 2012 at 10:07 PM
    DanglingFury

    DanglingFury Creeper

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    a friend of mine keeps his AR15 and Deer rifle on his gun rack in the back window of his taco . . . Carries a Glock with him everywhere. Never had a problem.

    Then again, where I'm from if you don't own a gun, you're a queer.
     

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