Taco thefts?

Recently on the BI it's been more stealing tail gates and tail lights. Even more recently, more keying (on the Hilo side).

In all honesty these guys really know what they're doing and an alarm isn't really gonna do much to stop a thief, only delay them a few minutes at most. The best defense against thieves is to hide your valuables and make real sure that you're parking in a good, safe place that is in plain view and well lit (at night). It really sucks though when you're like me and feel paranoid for your truck whenever you go out and park it somewhere in public.

Oh well, if I ever catch anyone trying to fuck with the truck, they're gonna have to deal with a super livid sumo

 

1. Leave Tacoma in dark parking lot alone and watch it where no one can see you.
2. Clench tightly onto your crowbar as you wait for thieves.
3. Jump out and break the backs of said punks as they attempt to steal your taco.
4. ???????
5. Profit

 

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!
I hear the hell outta that!
I'd hate to be on the receiving end of that crowbar, because I know the damage Id wanna do!!