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The Useless Posts Thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:48 PM
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    Explain to me again why you do not have your own reality show?
     
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  2. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:48 PM
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    french fried taters mmhmmm
     
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  3. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:49 PM
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  4. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:51 PM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    My Wife asks the same thing......and my Parents.......and friends..............................................hmmmm........
     
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  5. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:52 PM
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    Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?
     
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  6. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:53 PM
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  7. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:53 PM
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    Why does Ice float on water, when every other solid version of a liquid sinks?
     
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  8. Mar 17, 2009 at 3:56 PM
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    the ice is obviously a witch

    Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
    Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
    Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
    Peasant 1: Burn them.
    Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
    Peasant 1: More witches.
    Peasant 2: Wood.
    Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
    Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
    Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
    Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
    Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
    Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
    Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
    Peasant 1: No, no, it floats! It floats! Throw her into the pond!
    Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
    Peasant 1: Bread!
    Peasant 2: Apples!
    Peasant 3: Very small rocks!
    Peasant 1: Cider!
    Peasant 2: Gravy!
    Peasant 3: Cherries!
    Peasant 1: Mud!
    Peasant 2: Churches! Churches!
    Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
    King Arthur: A Duck.
    Sir Bedevere: Exactly! So, logically...
    Peasant 1: If she... weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
    Sir Bedevere: And therefore?
    Peasant 2: A witch!
    Crowd: A witch!
    Sir Bedevere: We shall use my larger scales! Right, remove the supports!
    Crowd: A witch! A witch!
    Accused Witch: It's a fair cop.
     
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  9. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:23 PM
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    Why can't we make newspapers that don't smudge?
     
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  10. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:39 PM
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    What's up TW?
     
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  11. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:40 PM
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    Whoa.
     
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  12. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:41 PM
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    I hate when commercials come on that are five times louder than the volume of the show you're watching...fucking Peachtree Investment Funds.
     
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  13. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:45 PM
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    That's good shit.
     
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  14. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:46 PM
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    Corned beef tonight. :D
     
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  15. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:50 PM
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    With. :D Potatoes, too!
     
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  16. Mar 17, 2009 at 4:54 PM
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    Can't wait. :D
     
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  17. Mar 17, 2009 at 5:00 PM
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    Looks unique. :D
     
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  18. Mar 17, 2009 at 5:02 PM
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    Exactly!
     
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  19. Mar 17, 2009 at 5:05 PM
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    I'll have to try some when I go back east! Maybe bring some back to Mexi...San Diego.
     
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  20. Mar 17, 2009 at 5:09 PM
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    Thanks man!
     
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