American BS thread

You get spring break? What are you in school for?

 

High school yo

 

Youngins

Get off my astro turf

 

not me yo

im in big boy scool


the place where you're not old enough to drink but morally expected to by society

 

Me thinks you might've been born in a less fortunate place, like Uganda or something.

Drinking is expected of every Canadian, you gain the right to do so after you win your first polar bear wrestle. Which occurs in line with your 10th birthday.

 

here, you're handed the green bottle of perverse action; after successfully surfing a large wave whilst wrestling a tiger shark wearing coconut armor.

Common practice is to throw a baby less than 15 minutes old on a boogey board and into the wave. Like Spartan baby rituals, but more coconutty

 

I just pictured all that in my head, the baby didn't win, but the coconut armour was delicious

 

hell, I survived

 

Unfortunately

What is the survival rate of such an endeavour? Is this when the babies get their first taste of sushi?

 

Let's just say theres a reason there isnt many posters from Hawaii on TW....
This is when babies learn rocket science. As soon as they can walk they start learning how to do racial stereotypical-reinforcing things. For example, I learned how to use a calculator while my irish friend learned to open whisky bottles with his teeth


its a very strange place to live

 

I can only imagine, can't wait to visit some day, I leave for vegas in 17 days, sexy hotel and debauchery on the strip baby!

Maybe I'll find some mermaids in the MGM grands fountain


BTW, TWTOLTH addition? Just rememebered about this one tonight
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/178918-tw-whenever-mind-f-ck.html

 

Vegas is ridiculous fun if you're over 21. mad


I will put that one into consideration

 

I'm giving it a re-read this evening, about 1/4 through it, filled with retard

Dude, If I survive this, I wont even know what stories I'll be able to legally tell under the statute of limitations.

Wait, as a Canadian, do I even have to worry about the statute of limitations?? can I just break laws on a whim down there?

 

bars surrounded by ethereal lighting/water flowing over glass, the largest gentleman's clubs in the world and a few brothels oughtta keep you busy.

Idk, just claim to be a political refugee. it's vegas and everyone is crazy

 

I don't need to act crazy

It comes natural

We're going to go get wasted and watch robot fights and eat steak on the 31st while before we go hit up clubs after. And apparently theres a zipline through downtown, going to that too, and I'm gonna rent a ferrari or lambo

 

there's a zipline through Fremont street that's pretty cool.

I was contemplating renting an exotic for my 21st bday, but i decided against it.
Just like my reasoning with not getting a fast car or supercharging my truck... I'd probably kill myself fucking around

 

+ you gotta be 25 to rent high performance so I'm told, I might not even be able to, but even if I can't, my buddy said I can drive his.

Fremont sounds familiar.. I think thats the zipline we were lookin at
stayin at the venetian on the strip, got a pent house sexy room haha

 

ah..that was the 2nd thing too. bahaha
cant rent any car till 25


fremont's the street with the light-show roof with clubs on both sides, its crazy

the Venetian's sweet. Pent house!? CHACHING!!

 

Yup, and me n 1 of my buddies both get paid our bonus the day we leave hahaha
Should be a damn good trip, whole things for my buddies 25th quarter century bday. just me him and 3 girls going

 

Pics

fuck, when im 24 i better be doing this shit.