Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

lol, this is true.

 

I plead the Amurrican 5th

 

lol, does not apply to Canadians!

 

OMFG!!! Ha ha,, HAHAHAHA that was funny!!! the things kids do hahahaha the sparks made him tense up probably hahahhahahahaa kept the rocket in there and burned his ass HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i cant breath

 

Tide Theft???? I'm thinking it's some kind of joke story. Seems too bizarre to be real.
http://www.thedaily.com/page/2012/03/12/031212-news-tide-theft-1-4/

 

and thats not safe..

 

Military supplies such as shells have also been found in the rear. For example, one man lost a bullet up his ass when he used the shell to insert the suppository.
But the most bizarre case in this area concerned an old World War II veteran who had such bad hemorrhoids that they would get stuck in the seam of his underpants.
To get them out of the way, he often pushed one particularly troublesome and protuberant hemorrhoid back up with the artillery shell from an antiaircraft gun.
On one occasion, however, the shell got stuck, necessitating a visit to a surgical unit. The doctors were about to remove it when one of them casually asked, "It is spent, isn't it?"
"Oh, no!" said the man. "There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a Messerschmidt out of the sky."
They had to call in an army bomb squad — a "boob squad" would have been more appropriate for him — who then carefully built a lead box around his anus and defused the shell in situ before removing it.

 

Pretty sure this renders all arguments invalid.

 

I'm okay with that.

 

Who is Chist?


Your tattoo is more than likely a true statement.

 

Mispelled "Through" as well. I thought maybe there was a hatred for "r" but it made it into Strength.

 

LOL good catch!

 

LOFL!!! And it says "THOUGH" instead of "THROUGH".. what a huge doucher!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFSM...id=wdZMK47lxg8&annotation_id=annotation_48000

 

I watched a guy nearly send his newer tahoe (it was a loaded one too) down a ramp like that. Guy tried to put it in park and put it in Neutral. Got out like nothing was wrong, takes his foot off the brake and down it starts....He stopped it when the rear tires were a little ways down the water....and knocked his boat off and floated it with no one in it, we gave him a ride to his boat

 

If you want great entertainment on a summer day, take a case of beer to the local boat ramp with some lawn chairs and watch all the idiots.

 

or find a place that has a submerged sandbar and post up with beers and watch everyone hit it full speed! good times good times

we do this at the marina during the summer and its an everyday occurrence. even people who are locals and know better hit the damn thing full speed.

 

For a good time go to the Ballard Locks up in Seattle on opening day of boating season and watch all the drunk microsoft yuppies in their million dollar boats bashing into eack other.

 

i almost died laughing!!! ive watched it about 10 times and i can not stop fucking laughing

 

I know!! When I found that video I laughed so hard tears were comeing out of my eyes!