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Texas BS Thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by achirdo, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Mar 20, 2012 at 7:55 AM
    Derpy Derek

    Derpy Derek Well-Known Member

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    2,300 with smaller tires that he has.. 80k miles on a '79 isn't that bad.
    Tyler over here. :wave:
     
  2. Mar 20, 2012 at 10:34 AM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    So this fat black girl(200lbs+) wanted some of my sweettarts in class and I wouldn't give her any so she took my phone and shoved it in her bra. So instead of getting mine back I grabbed hers and shoved it down my pants. I think I won...
     
  3. Mar 20, 2012 at 10:40 AM
    jbmccul

    jbmccul Well-Known Member

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    You better watch out, she might go in after it!
     
  4. Mar 20, 2012 at 10:46 AM
    TacoRun

    TacoRun Subd for later..

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    That's probably what he wants!
     
  5. Mar 20, 2012 at 11:18 AM
    txduckhunter

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    Should have screamed rape.

    Or maybe you could have gotten her digits if your into the big body's.
     
  6. Mar 20, 2012 at 11:34 AM
    jbmccul

    jbmccul Well-Known Member

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    If he was into the big bodies he would have shared his tarts!
     
  7. Mar 20, 2012 at 11:38 AM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    :puke:

    I COVERED my phone in hand sanitizer after





     
  8. Mar 20, 2012 at 12:04 PM
    jbmccul

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    Yes, but what did she cover you in?
     
  9. Mar 20, 2012 at 12:12 PM
    skb7527

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    Good thing you have a 6ft bed, so you can load her fat @$$ to the all day you can eat buffet....:dancingbacon:
     
  10. Mar 20, 2012 at 12:56 PM
    jbmccul

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    I hope he has the rear spring TSB
     
  11. Mar 20, 2012 at 1:00 PM
    TexasTacoma37

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    softball cancelled tonight :(

    Damn you :rain:
     
  12. Mar 20, 2012 at 1:02 PM
    xJuice

    xJuice My spoon is too Big!

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    rain is all done here
     
  13. Mar 20, 2012 at 1:21 PM
    TexasTacoma37

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    Same here but the fields are flooded :(
     
  14. Mar 20, 2012 at 1:26 PM
    xJuice

    xJuice My spoon is too Big!

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    Makes sense.

    Glad I got all that rain for my yard though.
     
  15. Mar 20, 2012 at 1:28 PM
    Zombie Runner

    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

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    oil change...
    same with the mtn bike track :(
    they close it down after if rains so people dont ride through the mud and make ruts
     
  16. Mar 20, 2012 at 1:38 PM
    IndigoTac07

    IndigoTac07 Tortoise*

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    Rain finished around 1ish for me. Got some good rain too, but the track was 'dry' so we ran.....

    We definitely didnt get hit as hard as San Antonio and Dallas


    Riding in the mud is all the fun though :rolleyes:

    Whats up guys?
     
  17. Mar 20, 2012 at 6:04 PM
    txduckhunter

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    This is what my road looked like on the way home today. Had to turn around and go another way. And took 1hr to get home instead of 25 minutes. The joys of living in the country..

    Just ahead of these pics are two small rivers that run about 400 yards apart for a mile. The whole section between them was at 4ft there's flood gauges to show height.

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  18. Mar 20, 2012 at 7:55 PM
    Zombie Runner

    Zombie Runner Are these black helicopters for me?

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  19. Mar 20, 2012 at 7:59 PM
    PreRunner03

    PreRunner03 Hail State

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    :woot: I'm an Eagle scout!
     
  20. Mar 20, 2012 at 8:09 PM
    TacoRun

    TacoRun Subd for later..

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    Double..:woot::woot:
     
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