My Cat's a Vampire

Kitty kitty.

 

Them not pissing on my laundry is a compliment. Him with his tummy up is a dare.

"Go ahead, how much do you want that hand?"

 

my cat is about 17. all she does is lick herself and hack up hair balls. annoys the piss outa me but i cant complain. she acts like a kitten still and tries to beat the hell out of the dog.






I know exactly what you mean when these cats wrap their front paws around and start biting your hand and in the mean time digging their rear claws into you arm. this cat, if you put your face too close to her, (she still has her front claws) she whacks you in the face.


cool cat though!

 

She looks like she might have a crazy twitch in her eye if you got too close.