9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V... remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.



3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!


5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.



6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?


7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.


8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

 

Where the hell did this come from?

 

It was probably him

 

Well yeah but like what made him... ah nevermind lol

 

haha ok i got ya.

 

1. I agree.

2. My TV is 47 inches, think i'm going to get up and sit down in front of it? Most people search for the remote so they can continually change channel

3. I agree

4. I agree

5. I agree

6. I agree

7. I agree to some aspect, however sometimes something is improved upon a original design and relabeled

8. somebody elses life

9. Where I live I take the bus and a bus comes every 15 minutes. when someone asks has the bus come yet they usually mean did i miss the last one.

and thats my 2 cents.

 

Hahaha, you two.

I would like to X2 on the whole damn list.

 

done

 

i disagree with 8
u can be dead longer than u can be alive

 

Unless you believe in reincarnation.

 

Hahaha! Was that really necessary?

 

I would like to X2 on the whole damn list = quote krazie and X2

 

1. I don't give a $hit what time it is.
2. If I gotta get up, I might as well look for the remote! It's not gonna find itself.
3. I don't like cake.
4. Gotta give you that one.
5. Why did you pay $12 to go to a movie?
6. Can't argue with that one.
7. Now you're just being picky.
8. Rot.
9. WTF are you waiting for the bus for? You've got a Tacoma.

 

Hahaha, okie dokie then!

 

That's not something you do. That's something that happens.

 

regardless....shit happens whether its choice or not.

 

You're ignoring the logic behind my post. That's okay. That can be #10 on my list.

 

I would totally do that!

 

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