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Fortune cookie with no fortune?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by TheMrGExperience, Apr 30, 2012.

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  1. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:21 AM
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    TheMrGExperience

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    TheMrGExperience [OP] Because Tacos are too mainstream...and Im poor.

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    No paper or anything. Wtf does this mean?!?!
     
    TheMrGExperience, Apr 30, 2012
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  2. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:23 AM
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    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    You're going to die.

    Deebs on your truck!
     
    98tacoma27, Apr 30, 2012
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  3. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:27 AM
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    A_Ninja_Racer

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    No fortune = No Future = you dead.:eek:
     
    A_Ninja_Racer, Apr 30, 2012
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  4. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:27 AM
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    Watari06V6

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    Watari06V6 Faster than a speeding ticket

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    well duh
     
    Watari06V6, Apr 30, 2012
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  5. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:28 AM
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    saundern

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    saundern Swerve for nothing

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    its means the Myans are right
     
    saundern, Apr 30, 2012
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  6. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:29 AM
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    mcdowell

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    mcdowell My name is Mudd

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    I see it as lucky. You didnt have to read useless dribble.
     
    mcdowell, Apr 30, 2012
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  7. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:32 AM
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    krimson Nothin

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    Like I said, you have no future.
     
    krimson, Apr 30, 2012
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  8. Apr 30, 2012 at 11:33 AM
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    XDEEDUBBX

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    your going to explode
     
    XDEEDUBBX, Apr 30, 2012
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  9. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:10 PM
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    1980

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    If a fortune is a necessary component of a fortune cookie, then all you opened up was a regular cookie. It is a little bit weird to be opening up regular cookies and looking for pieces of paper inside them. Therefore...
     
    1980, Apr 30, 2012
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  10. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:11 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I would agree with this. OP ate a regular cookie.
     
    chris4x4, Apr 30, 2012
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  11. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:13 PM
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    blackhawke88

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    blackhawke88 wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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    on behalf of my people, I apologize. I will give you your fortune:

    "He who drives a GMC should be wary of posting on a Tacoma forum"
     
    blackhawke88, Apr 30, 2012
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  12. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:15 PM
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    98tacoma27

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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    You forgot the "Learn Chinese" part.
     
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  13. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:16 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    I can only asume that by "Your People", that you mean Fortune Cookie Mkaers?
     
    chris4x4, Apr 30, 2012
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  14. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:19 PM
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    blackhawke88

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    blackhawke88 wo ai ni bao bei ^_^

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    Jesus Chris, I can hear just fine, no need to stuttt.t.t.t.ter
     
    blackhawke88, Apr 30, 2012
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  15. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Yeah....IE decided to go postal.....so to speak.
     
    chris4x4, Apr 30, 2012
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  16. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:21 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Was Blackhawk made in China??
     
    chris4x4, Apr 30, 2012
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  17. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:28 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Given the lack of response, I can only asume this means he was. TO WHICH I think this is complete bullshit. WHen I was younger, the US could make FINE Americans. NOW....we have to outsource to China to have a good American made. .....whats next?
     
    chris4x4, Apr 30, 2012
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  18. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:28 PM
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    neontrail ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈

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    I suggest you go buy some BAZOOKA chewing gum ASAP!!!!
     
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  19. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:29 PM
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    chris4x4

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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Do they have fortunes?
     
    chris4x4, Apr 30, 2012
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  20. Apr 30, 2012 at 12:29 PM
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    neontrail ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈ ✈

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    close enough

    [​IMG]
     
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