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  1. May 10, 2012 at 7:05 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    one of the interview questions was "What would you do if you saw a fight while you were on duty?"

    my response was that I'm a 1st dan black belt and fully capable of neutralizing fights and/or defending myself

    I later realized he was talking about a fight between 9 year olds :anonymous:


    you'd be amazed at what some of these kids find "fun"...
     
  2. May 10, 2012 at 7:09 PM
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    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    lol me and my brother beat the shit out of each other all the time when we were kids

    Kids need to vent anger just as much as adults. Give them bows & arrows and no instructions on how to use them. The first kid that learns will become king.

    "In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king" - Some guy I can't rememebr
     
  3. May 10, 2012 at 7:10 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    learning martial arts with your siblings was a horrible mistake on my parents part

    im not sure how either of us are still alive
     
  4. May 10, 2012 at 7:15 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    How can you be so sure you didn't accidently kill your identical twin and take his place?
     
  5. May 10, 2012 at 7:18 PM
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    I'm pretty sure this probably happened, but was so traumatic my mind shoved it deep down somewhere; only to reveal itself to me one day to activate my god-like ninja prowess.

    but until then I'm just a somewhat retarded asian guy that sucks at math and lets nervous farts loose in full elevators.
     
  6. May 10, 2012 at 7:28 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    Never fart with nerves, be proud of your flatulance young padawan
     
  7. May 10, 2012 at 8:08 PM
    Konaborne

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    my roommate holds dumps in just so he can release assblasts and destroy our fuckin dorm room. He says it's payback for me doing the fart and roll away from the pics thread awhile back

    good god, If i lit a match this room would explode
     
  8. May 10, 2012 at 8:16 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    I didn't even know that was humanly possible... that sounds nasty ass hahahaha

    Time to start solderin!
     
  9. May 10, 2012 at 11:30 PM
    Konaborne

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    This essay is kicking my ass.
     
  10. May 11, 2012 at 12:21 AM
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    I can't deal with this world anymore, I'm going to go nap the rest of my nightshift away
     
  11. May 11, 2012 at 12:54 AM
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    lol i'm in the same boat as you. except this essay is a semester long project, that I started today.
     
  12. May 11, 2012 at 12:57 AM
    Konaborne

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    10 pages single spaced....still killing me

    BRADDAH KELSON
    AGAIN
    Y U NO WAVE

    I WAVE AT YOU BY MIDAS INTERSECTION

    Y U NO WAVE BACK
     
  13. May 11, 2012 at 12:59 AM
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    single spaced? damn that's brutal...gl.

    lol i thought that celica looked familiar. it was dark. i went through a pothole and was distracted. the midas sign was too bright. i don't like pineapples....
     
  14. May 11, 2012 at 1:02 AM
    Konaborne

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    I'm AT 10 pages...almost done...

    ha-ha
    pot hole worry

    I saw projectors, waved but only got your fucking whale flipping me off as you drove away :mad:
     
  15. May 11, 2012 at 1:07 AM
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    halfway done!

    hey, if it makes you feel better I've waved at you a couple of times in that Celica when i was at work, but no wave back. :(
     
  16. May 11, 2012 at 1:11 AM
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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    :cookiemonster:
     
  17. May 11, 2012 at 1:35 AM
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    this is bad. im starting to write about Top Gear in my paper.
     
  18. May 11, 2012 at 1:36 AM
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    I just realized that I basically rewrote the same thing in three different paragraphs.

    curse you, cold war politics!
     
  19. May 11, 2012 at 1:39 AM
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    nah das how. as long as they aren't close together you can pray the prof. doesn't notice rofl.

    WWI & II US and UK relations ain't much more interesting
     
  20. May 11, 2012 at 1:52 AM
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    an entire 11 page essay on whether or not the US has fought for liberty or just the narrow vested interests of the elite few.

    PAU HANA

    TIME FO GET BAAAHHHHHS!
     

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