Texas BS Thread

Lawn and yard work all morning. Now it's nap time. And fishing later.

 

Appreciate it guys; so far the family is dealing the best they can. It just sucks around here this year.

Adam; those should fit your truck. The pad swap shouldn't take you more than a half hour once you get the tools together.

 

You suck; but don't take it personally. Also Bob and Robert suck because I'm pretty sure they are at Bridgeport today.

 

Evening guys. Just got back from a kick ass meal. Bacon wrapped scallops, salad, 1lb lobster tail, rib eye, mashed taters, green beans, and peach cobler topped with vanilla ice cream. Not sure how I drove home but pretty sure I am in a food coma.

 

mmmmmm lobster tail

I got to cook a couple of New York strips and some shrimp for Mother's day dinner.

 

Anyone hear from Adam since he started working on his brake pads? Did he try to replace them today?

 

I haven't seen him post. I would hope he can replace the pads. That was one of the first things I learned how to do besides an oil change.

 

He probably pasted them with plasti-derp and created a bizzare chemical reaction blowing him up

 

Maybe he dipped the pads in that 55 gallon drum of plasti-derp he has to make them last forever. Then when he applied the brakes they locked to the rotor and now his truck won't move.

 

Im suprised no one has called dibs on his bumper.

 

I have a 1st gen Will anything transfer over?

 

I believe the drum of plasti derp is universal.

 

I'll take it for pranks on my friend and her car

 

I do believe my "calling of the dibs" from last time should stand; my 90 days has not expired.

 

No one has called dibs this time so call it again and let your place be known.

I am calling dibs for the on board air.

 

CB and stereo please.

 

Dibs on his CV axles. Oh... wait... nevermind.

 

Dibs on potato

 

Oh and tool box.