Welp.....Oven finally died....

Just install one of these



Then install one of these



She will know what to do with the rest.

 

Chris, make sure you have a tester. That thing is probably hard wired and you'll want to be 100% sure that it is off before you go messing with the wires. They're cheap and can be picked up at any home improvement store/hardware store. Also, when cutting plastic laminate, tape the area you're cutting and use a very fine tooth blade, otherwise it'll chip and your edge will look like shit.

 

buy?!?! How about inherit

 

I am inheriting it and passing the savings along to the buyer!

 

Oooh... I'll take the locker

 

I am not parting it out.

 

Ok, I'll give you $100 to borrow the truck for a few hours. I'll return it with an open diff and one less button on the dash

 

Did the manufacturer or Julie give you a list of things not to put in the oven?
If not I'm sure we can make a list for you.

 

I might be in the market, could use something for target practice.

Also, you'll need to sell me his guns too, so I have something to shoot.

 

Good luck getting the guns from Julie. Besides Canadians cannot have guns, you might shoot your eye out.

 

Back to work with you!

 

Might be easier to tell him what he CAN put in the oven as I'm sure we won't think of all the things he'll try to cook over the life of the new oven.

 

I know point, squeeze, go boom instructions. Guns can't be that difficult, come on, it's not like I'm as intelligent as an American

I can.. if I go have numerous back ground checks.. security checks.. training courses.. and even then can't carry them around town..

 

I suppose I can.. not like I'm busy at work anyways..