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American BS thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by misc, Sep 22, 2011.

  1. May 16, 2012 at 8:18 AM
    krap22

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  2. May 16, 2012 at 8:29 AM
    chadderkdawg

    chadderkdawg Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to..

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    Ur doin the right thing Ray, I don't want to be a debbie downer, but at least in Iowa it's extremely uncommon for the dad to win in these situations, unless the mother has proven drug problems or character flaws that have been documented by a specialist. I've been on both sides, and it sucks ass.... It really does, the easier you make her life, the more she will return the gesture...
     
  3. May 16, 2012 at 9:13 AM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    This is why Im head over heels for this girl:

    I said I was rediculously busy at work today and this was her response
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    Haha aw! Maybe we should have sex to a live album then? Theres applause every 3-4 minutes so thats gotta make you feel on top if the world ;P"
     
  4. May 16, 2012 at 9:21 AM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    God I hope she never turns crazy, thats probably my only relationship worry
     
  5. May 16, 2012 at 9:31 AM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Amber didn't go crazy till I broke up with her, technically if I'd stayed and married the woman I would've continued having a puppy dog gf forever.
     
  6. May 16, 2012 at 10:43 AM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    Damn that sucks ray
    But fam first
    Now you get to be moab-less just like me!!!


    Buahahaha

    That's a keeper
     
  7. May 16, 2012 at 11:00 AM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    My thoughts exactly!! Time will tell, but 3 months in she's still awesome, and if a girls gonna go nuts she does it at 1 of 3 stages. mid stage 2 and i think i'm in the clear
     
  8. May 16, 2012 at 11:11 AM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    I wouldn't call it settling if I found someone who's my level of tweaked, this just means I have a sexy accomplice to my insane antics.

    She's like the batgirl to my batman
     
  9. May 16, 2012 at 11:59 AM
    BrokenTusk

    BrokenTusk I support a velociraptor free workplace.

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    Thanks!

    So what are you going to do for the weekend with your daughter? Just chill or like crazy excursion to the zoo or something?
     
  10. May 16, 2012 at 12:32 PM
    BrokenTusk

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    aren't you only 25??? :anonymous:

    I'm almost that age
     
  11. May 16, 2012 at 12:35 PM
    scocar

    scocar Patron of the Farts

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    noob.
     
  12. May 16, 2012 at 12:36 PM
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    You kids these days...
     
  13. May 16, 2012 at 12:43 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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  14. May 16, 2012 at 12:50 PM
    scocar

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    None of you youngsters say a fucking thing until the day you realize you need motherfucking reading glasses to see your driveshaft zerks that are 1 ft away from your face. You fuckers.
     
  15. May 16, 2012 at 12:52 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    you get em scott
     
  16. May 16, 2012 at 12:53 PM
    Krazie Sj

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    I've been batshit blind since grade 4 old man. I wish I still had 20 years to go before my vision crapped out on me. Instead I just have to hope I don't get struck stone blind.
     
  17. May 16, 2012 at 12:54 PM
    scocar

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    DADGUMMIT!

    Wait, who said that?
     
  18. May 16, 2012 at 12:55 PM
    krap22

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    It was the pineapple, sir.
     
  19. May 16, 2012 at 12:55 PM
    Konaborne

    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    <----
    intraocular lens replacement, 4 subsequent failed corrective laser surgeries, leaving me with post-op complications that leave my left eye with less than desirable vision.


    fuck you all.
     
  20. May 16, 2012 at 12:57 PM
    scocar

    scocar Patron of the Farts

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    You really should have thought about the long-term consequences of your abnormally furious and frequent Onanism at such a young age.

    Mine's just normal early 40s lense inflexibility. Still 20/20. Doc said get readers.
     

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