How did the war start?

Can someone explain how the Carolina Alliance and the Canadian war of words started?

 

To speak of such things leads to banning on all internet forums. I wouldn't do it.













Just kidding. I don't know sheeeiiite about how it started.

 

It's all in good fun.
At least I'm pretty sure it's all in good fun.

 

What about the weapons caches along the border, the planes, the fuel and ammo? The trained pigs? How about that stuff?

 

What's this about trained pigs?....Nobody said anything about trained pigs.....Where are all the trained pigs?.......OK,then I'm not telling you about our heat-seeking Beaver.


Oh oh...I've said too much.

 

Just when you thought it safe...a snort in the shadows...oh dear God, the pigs have breached the city !

 

Don't fire until you can see the pink of thier snouts!!

 

carolina alliance/ canadian war of words is definitely all in good fun!!

on the other hand......did someone say bacon???

 

The war has been waged for ages. The history of the war has been forgotten by our fathers and the only thing left is pure hatred for ham being called bacon.

 

As we speak the Canadian Navy has it's whole fleet of CND551 Rubber Dingies, equiped with tourret mounted machine guns that fire .50 bacon bits, and beaver torpedos, en route to swarm the coast of the Caronlina's. Be ready!

 

well,damn!!! guess its good to know we like to eat bacon, and we like beavers too!!!

 

it started because canadians are stupid

 

Yeah Ha Ha...take that you stoopid Canadians.......Hey,wait a minute.

 

I can't top that truly classic !

 

Technically.... the Alliance formed in opposition of Texas and their "everything's bigger in Texas attitude". Texas is the butthole of the world. And we in the Alliance hate everything about the state and its people. We hate their stupid 10 gallon hats, we hate there horses, we hate their hatred for indians. You name it we hate it. Our beef was not originally with Canada, but for some reason they jumped in and wanted in on the fight (which is a first in Canadian history). So now the Alliance hates Texas and Canada. Although Texas is crawling with super hot chicks so..... we do like that.....

 

Yeah, you Texans love having everything big!

 

Like all wars have started.

Over the last unopened beer and a porno mag.

 

Technically, the war (no, I can't say that with a straight face) the weak threats from Carolina towards Texas (yes, that's much more accurate) began here via ndcouch's Napoleon complex. It gets worse when he drinks -- or perhaps more accurately, it lessens on the rare occasion he stops drinking, but that usually only happens when he passes out.

I'm not quite sure about the authoritative source of Canada's entry, but TheMaster could probably answer that. My suspicion is that he doesn't like people with Napoleon complexes.

 

Hey, dont knock Napoleon! He was badass enough that they named ice cream after him.... or maybe that was neopolitan (sp).... either way its awesome cause it has all three flavors so suck it sawdust!

 

yeah that picture was completely rancid.