'05 long travel zombie response vehicle

Are you prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse? Not in your stock taco you're not. This 2005 Toyota Tacoma ZRV is built tough and reliable and will get you there and back again, even if "there" is through a horde of flesh eating zombies. My no nonsense redneck engineering methods would take years of laboratory research to replicate, and the metallurgy learned from the school of hard knocks has empowered me with the knowledge to build stuff out of metal that doesn't break. Murphy and his law being what it is, I over built all components of the roll cage, bumpers, and suspension ...you know...just in case. If you absolutely, positively, need to get there come hell or high water AND come home in one piece, consider buying this beast. It has a Total Chaos long travel kit up front with Icon coilovers and King bypass shocks. Out back is All-Pro offroad Baja leaves capable of 20" of travel kept under control by 18" stroke triple bypass 3" diameter Radflo shocks and 4" hydraulic bumps. The motor is mostly stock for reliability, and it starts every time you put the key in the ignition. It has the 4.0L V-6 with a six speed manual trans, manual shift transfer case, no abs or traction control bs, lockers front and rear, and 37" Military goodyear's on hummer double beadlocks. Bedlined and sprayed with industrial flat black paint. 79,000 miles and just getting broke in. Comes with one package of twinkies and a HAM radio. $30,000 (I have $50k into it) or trade for something cool of equal or greater value.

 

Whyyyyy??

 

I want to do an expo build and I need more room.

 

straight trade for my truck
just accept that this is a great deal you cant pass up

 

Omg.. So nice

 

i wish i wasnt a poor college student. this is such a sick truck!! i love the matte black. im of whoever buys this

 

dammit, I thought this was a build thread. I'm sorry to see this go

 

X2. Good luck with the next build though

 

Good luck Logan. I know you have put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into that beast.

 

Damn Logan. I can't believe it. I think about your truck on a daily basis.

 

That's funny, I think about your mom on a daily basis. Sorry dude, I couldn't help it lol. So sell your truck and buy this one.

 

BEAST MODE ENGAGED!

Logan been watching this monster since the mid travel kit in germany....I think it was germany

 

Ahh the good old days of mid travel across Europe. Pic circa '06 or so, at a 'yota meet in Germany-

 

Fav. truck on TW hands down!!! GLWS!

 

What's funny is this taco has been all over the world, over a dozen countries, so I guess technically it IS an expo rig, but I just want to find an FJ60, 70, or 80 and be more comfy in my adventures.

 

Ill trade the monkeycrawler..ill even driver my happy ass up to pendlton for delivery ..its pretty up there

 

Its not elusive..I leave parts of it all over the trail lol...