Texas BS Thread

My bullshit capacity has been filled for today. And its not even 930

 

Starting work tomorrow.

 

Care to explain Alex?

 

Whatever you do, dont go corporate world.....There are only 2 things in the corporate world that arent bullshit: your name and the 2nd one is bullshit. Everything else is fake as shit.

 

So we get this Tuner honda prelude in this morning. Its been sitting
in the parking lot since yesterday. His front tire blew out and he was wondering why it wouldn't hold air

So we go to take the wheel off and they're all wheel lock keys. He bought the damn car with no spare or wheel lock. 2nd

Then, it turns out we don't have a wheel lock that will fit it. So we spent a hour trying to get the damn lugs off. I drove around trying to buy a spline key off of one of the other shops. The manager gave me $10 for a key. 3rd

We ended up, (after I drove around for a good 30 minutes) using the BIG GUN and 8 different key sockets to get 5 lugs off. That was just one wheel. He wanted to get all the lugs off and replace them... 4th


Finally, after a day and a half, we got the damn car out.

I don't plan on it unless I have to.

 

Ill post a picture of the air gun I had to use after I fry off work. Weighs about 10 pounds.

 

Take time today to remember those who sacrificed their lives on D-Day 1944.

 

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sounds like the military to me.

Dont go to google today. They chose to remember the first drive in theatre...

 

Google did the same thing in 2009

 

hippies.

Im getting ready to order some 265-75-16 Warden treadwrites and some XD enduro's. What load rating should I get C,D, or E?
Im getting bored with the stock look.

 

I get E. Can't go wrong with a heavy duty tire

 

Even if I drive 95% highway? 30 mile round trip to work and home every day

 

im thinking bout that

Go with D. Unless you're hauling a bunch or offroading, you don't necessarily need a E rated tire.

 

Oh, and ever'body say hi to Bertha.

 

Hello, BERTHA!

 

I did it for 4 years. I dont regret it one bit, other than not traveling more while I was in.

Sounds good

 

Its more trying to figure out the best way possible to do it. And getting off my lazy ass and getting it done. I'm thinking, and this is just a thought, joining the national guard, then going and doing some sort of ROTC in college so I get double monies and some military experience. Then from there transfer to a different branch, either Marines for Intel. Or Navy for medical/flying shit. Or Airforce for firefighting/tech stuff.

 

good luck, Alex.

I took almost exactly a year off after HS. I graduated may 31st of 04, stepped off the bus at AF basic training jun 14th 2005. I couldnt figure out what I wanted to do so I said fuck it and joined. I really didnt want to go back to school at the time so it was the only thing I could come up with. I think I have around 38k in my GI bill left.

 

I don't think that was me, I don't remember leaving lake worth that day. But you never know