Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Still haven't come out of the closet yet?

 

Haha, no shit... what car?

 

When did I say anything about someone being fat? Ever heard of pulmonary hypertension? Every 10 feet of walking is like you running 50 feet. So no more walking does not help.

This just proves it. You are still an ass.

 

So basically you are going to go spank it?

 

Lol, oh man ...WTF !!...


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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

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11/16 UPDATE: Malodorous suspect gets 90 days in jail.
Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.
The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.
According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my pussy.” At this point, Williams, pictured in the mug shot at right, “commenced to undress herself,” reported Deputy Ross Mellinger.
While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her request.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly “produced a lock-back folding knife,” opened it, and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line never before memorialized in a police report: “Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.”
When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.
Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

 

http://hover-bike.com/

 

Only 80k AUD for a prototype.....

 

Basically as much as a 4Runner in Australia.

 

want

 

good lord WTHF

 

I'm from a small town in NewBrunswick, Canada. The other morning driving through town I see this bald man in an orange robe just causually walking along, I said out loud WTF is that a monk? Come to find out later he was walking Monk, walking around the world for what didn't quite get the whole story!!

 

At least it will be easy to start an IV on her if ever needed

 

You know that saying "you can never have too much of a good thing" ?

I think you can.

 

If she followed natural evolution, she'd need a long tail to balance all the mass up front...

 

If she followed natural evolution she'd have gotten eaten by anything that can waddle faster than she can.

 

This whole page is one big LOL.

 

She'd be hot as hell if those were C's....

 

With that face and that weird, constant uncomfortable look? Hell no. Thats just not right.

 

Pink Taco

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