American BS thread

Again eh?? Went back for more?

 

You're gonna wish you never said that...

But here it goes.

I met this girl back in January when her then boyfriend moved in to the suite at school with my 3 best friends. Well after a month or so we ended up in a hotel in Lafayette along with a few of our friends and ended up sleeping in the same bed. I woke up to her cuddled up to me and holding my hand and I was all like WTF. So, for the next couple of weeks whenever her boyfriend wasn't around she would come next door and always sit super close to me and try and hold my hand and stupid bullshit like that.

Well, after a few weeks her and her bf broke up and we started hooking up but little did I know she was still hooking up with him on the side. Long story shortI found out about it and my truck ended up keyed and we didn't speak for 3 months.

In those 3 months the boyfriend got a job with two of my best friends and now they are all rooming together for the summer. Well, 2 weeks ago she sent me a message saying sorry and we started talking and met up and went out a few times and just when it seemed like we had a normal thing going she started talking about this other new dude all the time and i'm all like WTF bitch!

/rant

 

1: anyone keys my vehicle, they will walk with a limp for the rest of their life
2: why would you talk to her again after that bull shit the first time?

 

1. I think it was the ex that keyed it
2. I honestly have no idea, the connection at least on my end was still there

 

1: the ex should be walking with a limp
2: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THIS WOMAN. She is nothing but trouble.

 

stick it in her butt and be done with it

 

1. Yes, he should, but he's rooming with 2 of my friends so retaliation wouldn't go over well

2. You aren't the first person to tell me this, and I know that, but for some reason I can't. It's like she is a Ginger magnet

 

Bowen. I think the Texas charter of cy is gonna have to make a retaliation run Texas plates = can't find me again!

 

Hell fuckin' yeah mayne!

 

Bitches are insane, trust me, there are a waaaay better class of women then girls who pull that kinda shit.

 

I'm still waiting to find them, something about me just attracts crazy

 

Oh, and for some retarted ass reason I spent $300 for us to go see RHCP

 

Look for the older ones. I married a woman 4 years older. It was fucking amazing. I don't have to put up with the childish bull shit.

 

RHCP is fucking awesome, but don't take her. I'm sure it would take much to just walk up to a hot woman and ask her if she wants to go see RHCP. Her panties will get wet and your in, then PIITB

 

Come to think of it the only normal relationship I ever had was with an older woman

 

NOLA October 4th!

 

I think you could benefit from some of the wisdom I've learn in life:

- I've seen a lot of death in my short time. A lot. And it's taught me to appreciate all facets of life. The more time you waste with what doesn't make you happy then the less time you'll have to spend with what does.

- The types of girls that date those types of guys, are never worth it. Regardless who did it. If she did it, she's psycho, cut your losses and walk away. If he did it, then he's the type of man with no respect and a coward, any girl who likes that type of man is a waste, cut your losses, walk away.

- Strawberry ice cream is fucking delicious when you blender up some oreos and sprinkle them on top.

 

Oh, and now her friend is texting me