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American BS thread

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by misc, Sep 22, 2011.

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  1. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:07 PM
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  2. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:07 PM
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    Yup, gotta get out of this corporate life, go private, get my flying machine, and I can be drunk, everywhere, and fly around so I can't get pulled over
     
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  3. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:08 PM
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    *Invincible

    Do you feel good enough to fly? If so, close the window
     
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  4. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:08 PM
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    your drunk, drink it anyways....:rolleyes:

    You must not do this often, when I was in college beer never even got close to expireing, much less did it last it more than a night after purchase. (yeah i know i'm old)
     
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  5. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:08 PM
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    You'll crash yiur fucking aero machine
     
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  6. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:09 PM
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    Drink drank drunken awesomeness
    I am an amazing drunk driver

    Not that I would know

    Definitely did not do it constantly as a teen thats for sure
     
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  7. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:09 PM
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    I'm at home for the summer, this is my dads old ass beer, i think its from Margdi gras. I got some bluee moons too. Beer didnt last 2 days in Baton Rouge
     
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  8. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:10 PM
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    I was always the DDD!
     
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  9. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:11 PM
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    I can't complain too much about my work environment. We have 2 conference rooms in the building, but have 4 in that we can schedule in our work calendars. 1 is the a brewery and 1 is called twin peaks (restaurant like hooters) :D

    :rofl:
     
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  10. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:11 PM
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    Yup, cause my friends couldn't keep it on the road, I was always straight as an arrow, even black'd.

    I read somewheres that they estimate 2% of people can drive still above average skill while drunk. I laughed my ass off when I heard it.
     
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  11. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:12 PM
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    :anonymous:
     
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  12. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:12 PM
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    Then it's me and u dude, the ret of TW sucks ass at driving drunk. Thats why all these mofos crash their shit all the time
     
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  13. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:13 PM
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    My jobs not too bad either, besides the beauracracy I can pretty much do whatever the fuck I want when we're not in emergancies (Hence my seemingly endless TW time). I need to discover this twin peaks :spy:

    Do you read books often? I know a perfect one for you.
     
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  14. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:14 PM
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    I thought you worked in a fucking concerete bumker
     
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    Books ? no

    shit on the internet? all day
     
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  16. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:15 PM
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    :laughing:
     
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  17. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:15 PM
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    Honestly, I have like 6 buddies that all crashed and wrote off about 10 cars between em. One guy only had 2 beers in him and wrote off a cavalier into a road side construction site. Some people just can't do it.
    Can't tell if thats a "I'm good too" or a "I'm one of the shitty ones" "anon" face...
     
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  18. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:16 PM
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    I'm drinking expired overly fermented beer, so FUCK YOU!
     
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  19. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:16 PM
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    I drive just fine :D all the time ;)
     
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  20. Jun 16, 2012 at 10:17 PM
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    I do work in a concrete bunker.. what are you getting at? :confused:
    I'm about the same, I read maybe a book every 3 years. The last one was a gooder though.

    It's called: SuperFreakonomics: Global Cooling, Patriotic Prostitutes, and Why Suicide Bombers Should Buy Life Insurance
     
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