Zombie preparedness....Weapon, Defense, Location

I meant REAL girls, not ones surgically altered with fake breasts, liposuction, silicon facial reconstruction, spray-on suntans, and so on. I want a girl that looks like a girl, not like Micheal Jackson.

 

http://youtu.be/z1fbtxjuyVk

Chris is ready for Zombeez

 

Defense: Pinaple

Location: Hawaii(Zombies cant swim)

Weapon: Nuke

 

Zombies don't have to swim they just walk along the ocean floor until they turn up on your beach.

 

I have pineaples

 

Weapon: ar-15 with a suppressor, and my 1911.

Location: Alcatraz.

Defense: lock all the doors and gates to every section and hide out in the tallest tower. And maybe dig a moat and fill it with piranhas.

 

Weapon: crowbar, .22 Semi-auto Rifle, and pump action shotgun. Oh, and a large stick.

Location: Deer lease. Lots of flat open land with a few hills. Far from civilization.

Defense: barbed wire with bells as a first defense. Followed by a high wooden walled fortess. Then the house/roof as a last defense.


I also need a helicopter or zeppelin with a mini gun

 

Weapon: ar-15
Location: Costco, sam's, or BJ's (really any wholesale store)
They have gas outside to run the generators they sell, tvs, tons of food, grills, stoves, trampolines, etc. I think I'd be alright for a little while.

 

You're going to dig a moat... on an island? Why not just introduce piranhas into the San Fransisco Bay? Unless you don't like Zombie Piranhas....

 

Short range weapon for personal defense


Medium range weapon


Long range and/or horde onslaught weapon


Defense, because reptiles are immune to the various zombie viruses


Location, well fortified and open terrain for almost a mile in every direction, means no sneak attacks


We'll also have a fleet of helicopters to scout and forage for supplies, like food, fuel, ammo, and womenz

 

Eh.. but Gadsden is not far from Huntsville. I hereby volunteer myself as a voluntary worker at your fortress. I will bring my chickens, rabbits, hogs, and plenty of guns and ammo. Alabama FTW!

And a few women cant forget those!

 

This may seem funny, but I ACTUALLY have this loaded in my Glock 22 while on duty. Check out Hornady Zombie Max Ammo... its funny but that shit works!!

(Left mag: Zombie MAX rounds
Right mag: standard cheap JHP rounds)

 

In case I need to leave the island I don't want to die by piranhas. Haven't you seen the movie? They wreck boats.

 

hahaha! Love that thing!

But at $1000 a min. to shoot it - you would go broke shooting zombies pretty fast!

 

M1A2 Abrams MBT, covers all three.

 

This^^ now if only we can find a Costco attached or next door to a Brass Pro Shop. NOW were in business!!

 

I'll go to the playboy mansion and use my hand cannon...

 

Got those and the critical defense loaded in my 1911 mags.