After a bender... weirdest/craziest places you've woken up

Next to a flag pole with 2 chicks (not hot chicks) but hay it was still 2. lol

 

I'm a peep!

 

In an ambulance on my way to the hospital was probably the worst.

Also, woke up in a bed by myself in a house I had never been in with no clue how I got there. Luckily it was some girls I knew house and my buddies and I went to an after party at and I was able to stumble home.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Alameda,_Seville
Thats the spot... Don't ask how long I was drinking that day... since I forgot. Just remember the bars don't close until 7am.

 

On the side of a railroad track on the Hudson river. Fully dressed but missing socks.

 

Woke up in a hospital hooked up to an IV. And the nurse about to draw blood. I about shit myself cause I knew how expensive that would. 1,600 dollars later and I just paid it off last month so now I can start doin stuff to my track haha

 

woke up under a park car about a mile from my apartment once. that was weird.

also woke up in a strangers dorm room with no clothes on, or anywhere to be found for that matter, back in college. good times.

 

In bed with my stepbrother's wife. I was 17. She was 25. Two seconds after I wake up, he comes in with a shotgun, and he is yelling. I almost pissed. My only thought was I going to die naked. I glanced down and see i still have my jeans on. They started laughing. I had passed out at their house the night before. They were waiting for me to start coming around the next morning to pull this prank on me. That was 36 years ago. I have never again consumed enough alcohol to come any where close to passing out. They still laugh at me.

 

like your sister???

mine is waking up outside on the lawn no shirt and wearing pants that werent mine.

 

I think you're confusing stepbrother with brother-in-law...

 

I went to a bonfire party out at Bean's Eddy, an out of the way muddin' party spot on the Wisconsin River out by Mosinee, about 5 miles out in the woods from the nearest place a cop car could get to. Great spot.

'Woke up' around 10 or 11 AM Sunday, an hours' drive away, naked, on top of a parking garage. Nestled in a corner, yes, but completely without attire and 60 miles from home.

How ever did we survive our teens?

 

From Idaho?

 

nice thread!

Mine would be the back yard of a house a few houses away from a party I was at the night before. Slept the whole night in the middle of some random person's yard

 

Out about two miles in the Mojave desert near Apple Valley, CA. Kinda scary later after I learned about all the snakes and spiders that live out there. I was in the Air Force stationed out there and didn't know about all the creepy crawlies.

 

I donno aboot you guys but I'm immortal

 

Partying at the ex's back in high school and woke up on the couch in her next door neighbors house. Don't know how or why haha!