After a bender... weirdest/craziest places you've woken up

always my bed. fuck crashing at other places.

 

I used to live in Apple Valley.

 

On a waterbed with five other people and no sheets on the bed. No idea how I got there or what went on.

 

In one of Fred's beds with a meatball next to me

 

Confirmed.

 

thank god no one grabbed any pics

 

at least I woke up next to a woman...



I think

 

I wouldn't be typing this if she was on top...

 

On the floor of a strange girls apartment, no wallet, no keys- took me a few hours to find the car-3 blocks away at the beach. I lost my wallet and keys when we were 'rolling around' on the sand- the City had dragged the beach that morning. It took my friend 2 days to find his car.

 

Never woken up anywhere strange. I have woken up in my own bed and not had a fucking clue on how i got home.

 

I went and partied at lake havasu when I was in high school and woke up the next morning floating in the middle of the lake on a boat.

Don't know who's boat it was, how I got there or anything. Rowed my hungover ass back to shore, tied up the boat, went home.

 

I've always managed to get home one way or another. Many times never remembered getting home, but always woke up in my bed.

 

these are some great stories!

 

Jail

 

iv'e woken up in an parked taxi. i was like WTF..

 

A bath tub at somebody's house.

 

Back in college woke up beside some bushes in the back/side yard of a house without my glasses on. Somehow I suspected the glasses were somewhere in the yard so I'm stumbling around by the bushes looking and without glasses I'm pretty blind so I'm not finding them. Probably 5:30 am just getting some light. The homeowner sees me and comes out to find out wtf? I'm too drunk to communicate but won't leave til I find my glasses. He calls cops and they arrive and sure enough they find my glasses and send me on my way. I get almost to my trailer and decide to sit down for another nap. This is registration day, semester hadn't started yet and my roommate is heading to register and finds me and wakes me up. I scramble to get home and make it to registration just in time.

A few weeks later me and a friend are going squirrel hunting and stop at a house and ask if it's cool to hunt on their land. Young woman is looking at me weird and says "you don't remember me do you?" I look puzzled and she says, "I'm the cop that found your glasses"