After a bender... weirdest/craziest places you've woken up

Nothing special from me, I've never really been drunk much. Hell, I never drank in college even though my apt was attached to a bar.

First time I ever got drunk was at my Sgt's house, and passed out in his backyard. Apparently after I collapsed I was yelling "Signal 7" (Staff emergency) and my Sgt carried me back to the house. Woke up, puked, passed out again and woke up in my own bed the next morning.

 

Got into a fight at a bar and got my ass kicked by two dudes in Ocean City. My buddy drove me home to our hotel and when i got out of the car i started running down the street towards the bar. i guess i got tired after about a block so i curled up on top of an air conditioning unit. Woke up my hair was a mess and i had dried blood on my face.....

 

Where do I start? I'm just glad i went through that stage before everyone had video and camera's on cell phones!!!

At an Inn about 2 miles away from the party I was at, I must have walked during the winter, no idea how I got there!! I had no key, receipt... I must have sneaky!

 

I was partying in a field. Woke up under my buddies truck when he started it up. I guess I crawled under when it started raining.

 

Mine's similar, except I was floating on an inflatable lounge chair (the ones made for pools) in the middle of a lake. Needless to say I got back to shore ASAP. I think the guys fishing who woke me up thought it was pretty funny...

 

^^^ X2?

 

X2 most of mine I just cant tell. Sorry!!!

 

x2

 

Nothing to bad, woke up in a mansion in a really rich town, about an hours walk back to my apartment. In a hotel room with like 15 other people. Next to an ugly chick. That about it I like my own bed.

 

Woke up on a park bench with mustard all over my face.

 

sounds like a good time!

 

i woke up under a pool table once. and on a golf cart hugging the gas peddle. and a few lawn chairs picnic tables at Bristol motor speed way, for the August nascar race.

 

I got a few-

#1- Went home from tech school for the weekend and caught a party Saturday night. Woke up Sunday morning buck naked on my parent's couch with a blanket over me- dad was sitting in his chair watching TV. I don't remember leaving the party, where the blanket came from, how the chick upstairs in my room got there or what we did/tried to do. But I'll never forget the look on my dad's face when I sat up on the couch and looked around. It was a perfect combination confusion, anger and a little bit of pride.

#2- Woke up in the passenger seat of my Bronco in my parent's driveway. I only had on my jeans and my chest was full of butter. Don't remember leaving that party either and to this day I can't get a straight story from my friends.

#3- Passed out ice fishing- shack didn't have a floor. Woke up on the ice with my face in the water from the heater melting the snow. Didn't know where I was so I freaked out and dug under the ice shack and started running down the lake.....well zig-zagging down the lake.

 

under an EZ-Pass booth on the NY State Thruway

 

don't worry, I wasn't driving my truck

 

woke up half naked next to a hot tub in Primm, NV, surrounded by empty beer cans, with one between my legs, at 10am, sun burnt as shit, and kids running all around me with their families

 

OH NO! HOT DOG!!?

 

OMG these are awesome. I've learned if your friends won't tell you what happened, they're probably doing you a favor.

Mine include:

1) woke up at a friend's apartment missing my socks. Couldn't find them, finally gave up and went home. Later that day I cleaned out my car and found my socks dripping wet in the trunk. No idea how they got there or why they were wet.

2) on a tarp in a grain silo, best friend beside me, 50 miles from home and no idea whose land we were on or exactly how we got there, and with a cooler of beer whose origin remains a mystery to this day. I'd never seen that cooler before but I still own it.

3) morning of July 5th, in a friend's mom's spare bedroom (this is not the house where the party began), cuddled up with her 2 Lhasa Apsos, 2 Shih Tzus, and a collection of other small dogs. What was left of the moonshine was in a Mason jar on the nightstand next to an unopened pack of sparklers.

There are a couple other great stories but the parties involved made a pact never to tell anyone.