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My Pets Should Pay Taxes!!!!!

Discussion in 'Pets' started by jgwheeler17, Jun 26, 2012.

  1. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:43 PM
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    chris4x4

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    tisk....
    No no no....KILL spiders. With Fire.....and poison!
     
  2. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:45 PM
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    so you don’t want $1,000 every month just for them to live OUT SIDE! you don’t have to feed them or anything AT ALL!

    edit: you get $1,000 every month from every spider on your property.
     
  3. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:46 PM
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    chris4x4

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    Dude...have you ever tried to reason with a spider, let alone try to collect money from them? They dont listen. You THINK they are listening....then.....BOOM! 40,000 firends of theirs are getting ready for a flash mob in your shower!
     
  4. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:47 PM
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    :rofl:
     
  5. Jun 26, 2012 at 5:50 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    chickens will eat any thing. we feed them chicken feed and crack corn, but they also love cantaloupe, watermelon and dog food.
     
  6. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:14 PM
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    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    just saw this. . . :rofl:
     
  7. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:19 PM
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    :spy: :cool:
     
  8. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:19 PM
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    don't let the man stop you from gettin' yours.
     
  9. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:20 PM
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    My dog is an AMERICAN bulldog. She diligently pays her taxes, and bitches about it constantly.
     
  10. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:22 PM
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    My dogs are LABrador retrievers. Therefore they only pay taxes to the lab. The meth lab!
     
  11. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:24 PM
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    I have an ENGLISH Mastiff. She is one of those freeloaders from another country.
     
  12. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:24 PM
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    I hate to tell you this buddy, but Labrador is in Canada. You are housing foreigners. I hope they have green cards.
     
  13. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:24 PM
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    Like a true American, Bella is watching TV and farting...Also looking for a snack.
     
  14. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:26 PM
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    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    i don't believe you yet. is she also overweight and a big fan of the Rocky movies?
     
  15. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:27 PM
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    we have a usely ass pug the snorts and makes all kinds of noises/ sleeps all day, and wishes she could eat all day. and goes out side some. a grayhound that likes to get sprayed by skunks. and a Yorkie thats mean as hell.
     
  16. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:28 PM
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    She is working on getting her weight up, and she is from Baltimore, not Philly.
     
  17. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:29 PM
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    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    hmmm. . . American enough for me.
     
  18. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:29 PM
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    oh no, my dogs are being polite to everyone and watching hockey :eek:
     
  19. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:31 PM
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    jgwheeler17

    jgwheeler17 [OP] I'm a zit. Get it?

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    also, this squirrel stole my beer. but as a beverage it is an American staple so i think i can claim him as a dependent.

    [​IMG]
     
  20. Jun 26, 2012 at 6:33 PM
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    chris4x4

    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Do they have an accent?
     

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