I really think it should be illegal to do anything in an automobile except drive...

bubble wrap for everyone!... but do not dare wear your bubblewrap while driving, ...it could cause a distraction..

 

Stop writing so much....!... Do you know how hard it is to read and respond to this while driving?

 

that was good

 

Stop crying about crying...it's counterproductive

I try...




I love using my CB next to cops....they do a double take thinking I'm on a cell

 

x2 it would be much less distracting if it were only sentence or two at most.

 

+1 rep to you DB

 

I sure wish I could read WTF you're posting

 

Ok so a perfectly safe car would have:
1. no cup holders
2. no radio / cd or other entertainment
3. no cubbies, slots , containers or center compartments.
4. no extra buttons to play with.. ie 4x4 should be behind a locked panel that only opens when you are no longer moving.
5. has a breathalizer to start
6. has a reverse beeper
7. has backup sonar (no cameras, too distracting)
8. has radar adaptive cruise control, or no cruise control (may tempt you to be distracted)
9. has no front passenger seat.
10. has a sound proof partition between driver and passengers.
11. has side notification radar
12. turning headlights
13. airbags all around
14. automatic helmet that lowers down on you.
15. KIT auto computer.
16. Monitors your eyes, delivers an electric shock via the steering wheel if you close them more than 2 seconds. (1 missisippi.. 2 misssippii... ouch.. I wet my pants)
17. on that note.. has a catheter bag.
18. anti cell phone jammer.
19. dash with a non-stick, sloping surface that prevents anything from staying there.
20. locking glove box (again, opens with no motion)


Any more?

 

When cars drive themselves, then we can do all of the above. even drink some beers! cheers!

 

Ill be riding my hover-board until then

 

Wut?

 

Sorry next time I'll try to leave the sensible logic out because I know people of your stature can't quite wrap their hand around anything harder then 1+1. My bad

 

Why do you hate grandmothers, OZ? Does your soclialized healthcare sign their death warrants when they go in for a minor cut? (posted c/o Wiley C.)

 

Sounds better smart guy

 

Oz if it weren't for the "Mericuhns" in here you wouldn't have anything to do

 

pretty good start... might want to add "no seat adjustment controls"... afterall, it could be distracting, and cause innocent people to be killed...

 

WTF? I meant because of snotkitty-your sigpic makes me almost lose my lunch lol so I have to blow past you to avoid seeing it

 

Don't forget no bright colors, sorry to all you Rad Red and Speedway Blue owners, It's too distracting. Everyone's car should be painted beige.

 

If we keep banning everything because there are a few people who have 0 common sense, you get the situation below eventually. We already have enough regulations to stop distracted driving, I think the police need to get more creative in how they use the regulations already in place rather than keep banning every little thing they can think of.

 

My bad