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Texas BS Thread

Discussion in 'Texas' started by achirdo, Jan 30, 2011.

  1. Jul 11, 2012 at 9:46 PM
    Derpy Derek

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    Just to be clear, are you joking about the bug sprayer?
     
  2. Jul 11, 2012 at 9:54 PM
    Taco76087

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    Can't tell if serious
     
  3. Jul 11, 2012 at 10:15 PM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    its a flawless plan
     
  4. Jul 11, 2012 at 10:38 PM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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  5. Jul 11, 2012 at 10:55 PM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    OHHH and i forgot to tell yall about me just about getting shot by some old guy today...

    so for those who dont know..im currently working for a roofing company going door to door

    so i knock on this one guys door today and he yells at me from inside "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" i said can i talk to you outside for a moment sir? he replies again with the who the hell are you, i tell him we are doing free roof inspections yada yada yada. he says "well i got my gun right here" im like thats perfectly fine sir i dont care that you have a gun. he says "well if you dont leave in the next 60 seconds im gonna start shooting!" so i leave....
    i get about 50 yards down the street when he walk out of his house and says "you better get the hell outta here you are in a no soliciting area and a no tresspassing area and if you dont leave im gonna start shooting at you!" im like "well sir there are no signs saying no soliciting and im currently on a public sidewalk on a public road way so you have no right to threaten me." he says, and i quote, "WELL YOU ABOUT TO DIE ON THAT PUBLIC ROAD!" I reply "well sir im a NRA member, a gun activist, and i know all the gun related laws in this state, i know my rights so youd best be careful. if you wanna start shooting thats on you and i hope you enjoy prison. start shooting."

    fast forward 20 min. i finish knocking the street and i go and sit in my project managers truck who is inside a homeowners house talking to somebody. ive been sitting in there for about 10 min then i see the old fucker come out of his house and start walking toward the truck. hes got a baseball bat and towel in his hands. sadly im not on my truck so i dont have any thing but my kershaw to defend myself otherwise he would have been looking down the barrel of a gun. but anyway hes walking up and he stops about 10 yards away and start writing some stuff down on a note pad. afters hes done he just stares at me for another solid 30 sec then walks back to his house. no words were exhanged but i waved just to piss em off..

    then about 5 min later he comes out again and startes staring me down from his yard..

    H/O and my friend come out of the house they were in go i go out and talk to them. old guy comes back out and is STILL starring us down while all three of us are outside talking.

    then we had to go up on his roof and repair some shit and the entire time that old fuckers kept on starring us down..

    fucking weirdo.

    and they need to lower the CCL age to 18.
     
  6. Jul 11, 2012 at 11:34 PM
    rleeharris

    rleeharris "Old Timer," compliments of 11Taco2.7

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    Haha... great!
     
  7. Jul 11, 2012 at 11:37 PM
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    I'd hit it.

    Once.

    And give her a fake name and phone #

    :D
     
  8. Jul 11, 2012 at 11:49 PM
    achirdo

    achirdo [OP] I Weld!

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    your grandpa almost got the cops called on him :cool:
     
  9. Jul 11, 2012 at 11:52 PM
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    :eek:
     
  10. Jul 12, 2012 at 5:20 AM
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    Figured out my new bait picture; I'll get it posted tonight. I apologize in advance to anyone who spits all over their computer when you see it.
     
  11. Jul 12, 2012 at 6:15 AM
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    :yawn: well, I found out I get to go deep sea fishing tomorrow afternoon :D
     
  12. Jul 12, 2012 at 7:41 AM
    aptech

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    Where out of
     
  13. Jul 12, 2012 at 7:50 AM
    ABregenzer

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    Destin Fl. Should be leaving around 1 on friday afternoon. And getting back around 5.
     
  14. Jul 12, 2012 at 7:52 AM
    aptech

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    im :jelly:
     
  15. Jul 12, 2012 at 8:34 AM
    Kavik

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    That is crazy!...but then again I did have a lady start crying in my hardware department because she couldn't find a freaking screw... people these days :notsure:
     
  16. Jul 12, 2012 at 11:17 AM
    Kavik

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    Not at all. It was just a really pathetic situation. But on another hand, mangers at Lowe's do seem to offer significant mark downs to women with particularly large breasts.
     
  17. Jul 12, 2012 at 12:20 PM
    Kavik

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    I work in tools/hradware, I will determine if she is worthy :cool: lol
     
  18. Jul 12, 2012 at 12:42 PM
    Kavik

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    I can't disclose this information to the internet :spy: It would be catastrophic.
     
  19. Jul 12, 2012 at 2:18 PM
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    Talk about a loose screw
     
  20. Jul 12, 2012 at 2:31 PM
    Kavik

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    :laugh:
     
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