"interesting (and weird) facts about yourself" thread

ive ran into more trees with a lawnmower than i have with my truck
(ive hit 8 trees with my truck)
(also i was sober all of those times)

 

I had two double jointed arms that could bend back really far, but now I only have one, my right one, after I shatered the elbow in my left arm to tiny pieces snowboarding and doctors had to reconstruct it!!!

WTF do I have no pictures of these scars?

 

Oh yeh I managed to do a perfect front flip in a 2004 F150 without the airbags going off when I drove into a ditch and hit a culvert!

 

I go peepee standing up!

 

Hit by a car at the age of 11, spent one week in the hospital .
At 13 I had third degree burns on twenty percent of my body,
both legs, 5 skin grafts .
I married my high school sweetheart, we have been married
32 years . Sue and I have two children, Jeff, 27 lives in Texas
and teaches 5th grade, and Josh, 25 is the IT manager for
the Harden Automotive group in Anaheim California .
I have run 145 5K's best time 19:51, 28 10K's best time 44:45
and 13 half marathons best time 1:51. After almost six years
of running my left knee gave out and even after surgery was
never the same, I finally had to quit . I am an amateur
photographer, my web site has had over one million hits,
you can view it at http://www.pbase.com/fletchaka.

 

I am color blind. Thats why i bought a white truck with black rims
speedway blue just doesnt work for me or red or any color for that matter

 

I'm addicted to body washes... I have 5 in the shower right now
and I hate light bulbs...won't change any in my house

 

my favorite sandwich is penut butter and mayonnaise


if someone else wheres my clothes ( t shirts jeans socks ect) i either let them have them, donate them or toss them.


i will try any type of food.



i hate wal-mart

 

holy crap you guys are f*cked up...and i have almost all the ailments mentioned ocd, color blind, ginormous wang. started to wank it at 16 and still do it like 3x a week...im 27. never had a broken bone (knock on wood). im mexican........and have no kids. had a full set of hair till i started dying it when i was 18 (blue, green, red and platinum(too much bleaching)) and since then have been slowly thinning out and now the hairline is really receding. have minor scoliosis. am nearsighted, but never use glasses. older brother loves to work out, lil brother loves soccer and im a lazy fatass have gastritis and colitis oh and i have hitchhikers thumbs

 

When i was born my father was 50, thats all i got

 

I've biked from Norway to Austria-sounds really boring, but not.
Drove through Jerusalem on a Saturday-very funny watching Orthodox Jews give you the finger, also drove through Jerico w/ Israeli plates-funny to see arabs throw rocks at you and miss.
Told my GF 1x that girl in my room was the maid-that 1 is funny.

 

I poo sitting down!

 

I'm not alone!

 

Epic.

 

22 pushing 23 and I have never been in a fight....tried a couple times in hockey but i must say i have never taken a punch to the face...

Also i put my pants on 2 legs at time...take that!