"interesting (and weird) facts about yourself" thread

Let's see......what to go with? Interesting or weird? I won't pretend to know what's interesting to others so I'll go with weird. I can't stop thinking about g string clad beach bunnies & surfing, non-stop surfing, like going for guiness book records on those never ending fake wave pool deals. Sprinkle that with bazonga filled lickitysplit pieface action, trail action in the taco, bacon explosions, & keg beer so ice cold it's starting to have a slight touch of slush in it. Oh yeah, I have plates on both bones in rt forearm from skateboarding retirement incident & they won't set off metal detectors dammit.

 

My bf is deaf in the left and partially deaf in the right too.
I have abnormally good hearing, this has been noted on multiple hearing tests and I hate it.

I learned to read when I was really young and read at about a freshman level when I was in 5th grade. I also can read pretty quickly compared to most people.
I'm not good with numbers.

 

you and me will be celebrating together! i was born cinco de mayo to

 

I have an extremely high metabolism that prevents me from gaining weight.

 

I got carded at the FOX SKYBOX at O'hare airport this past Sunday. Makes me feel young for just a few seconds anyway.

 

I got carded at one of the bars there too. Then I saw the sign that said they card everyone.

 

any 1 rember the girl named elizabeth shoaf that was kidnapped back in 2006?? (google it)
well any way she was in not 1 but 2 of my classes that year and didnt even know it

 

Here something helpful for dumb asses like me. If you own a self cleaning oven make sure to remove any thermometers you've put inside the oven before you use the self cleaning mode. They will blow-up in a very spectacular and expensive way.

 

I got arrested when I was 8

 

may i ask what u did???

 

Me & a friend threw a rock through our dickhead neighbor's window.

We got cuffed, put in a car and taken to juvenile. We got probation and had to pay for the window.

I swear my dad whipped my ass for a solid week He never wore a belt.....just used them on me LOL

 

i mist be a boring kid
i never did anything like that

 

aslo my parents never whipped me

 

WOW
I got spanked alot. My parents were VERY strict.
BUT

I never got into any "REAL" trouble after that......never did drugs, never stole, got straight A's almost all the time.

My problem is I've always had a smart mouth Hell I lost my last job for speaking my mind

 

i dont drink,do drugs, or smoke
im boring

 

Big K's story jogged my memory....

I grew up with all boys & broke a church window playing street hockey.
My Dad's punishment was mowing the church lawn & ours all summer to pay for it.

Fast forward a few years...

Scored a goal in Lake Placid's 1980's Olympics rink where Team USA's Miracle on Ice took place. It wasn't as exciting but in the moment it felt that way to me

That street hockey paid off.

 

u mean mowing the grass paid off

 

yeah true at the time I didn't think so...

 

haha i have a lot of run ins with the police, i just usually know the cop, cops friend/son, or talk my way out of it

and my dad is a very firm believer in the belt, ive gotten it before

he has 3 levels of punishment
hand, belt, his truck

ive been hit by the hand, been hit by the belt, dont wanna find out what it takes to get the truck