AZ Weekly Monday Meets/Chill/Happy Hour

Get out and do some wheeling bubba

 

I want to come along to

 

Im down... Where to?

 

I might be down to do some wheeling. Don't know if I want to get my truck dirty. It's finally clean!

 

I dont really know any good spots. Only a few

 

How about we go up north?

 

I might be able to do that. I have to get the "ok" from my parents.

 

Just hop in the truck an take off

 

Thats just a dandy idea. Only if my parents couldn't track me. (they really can. Stupid android apps)

 

Just ask and they will say yeah.

 

I can fix that.

 

Its possible. Since its labor day weekend it should be ok. We still have to find out if we are really going up north though..

 

We need like 5 trucks to come at least, i want a big gang bang

 

Lol.. I don't know if insurance would cover "Tacoma Gang_Bang" But I'll ask when I call them after work.

 

You ask my friend... insurance can cover alot more than you know

 

Took my break, called Progressive

P: How can I help you? (female, older lady it sounds like)
Me: I have a questions about policy with my truck. Me and 5 other guys are meeting up this weekend and we are having a Toyota Tacoma Gang Bang. With every great gang bang things get damaged. Will I be covered"
P: I'm not sure what you mean by 'gang bang', are you talking a demolition derby? Can you clarify a bit.
Me: Sure thing. A gang bang is when a group of people, or in our case, trucks get together and fornicate like wild animals. Sometimes things get splattered around, other times some minor damage can occur. It's all fun and games. Nothing like a demo derby where people try and break other peoples cars. We are being very polite and professional, but accidents always happen during gang bangs.. Slip and falls, bumping heads, crossing swords, ya know what I mean?
P: Um....
Me: Don't worry. We are doing this on private land not in public.
P: Ok, well off road damages are not covered by our typical policy.
Me: It will be in a parking lot. We own the parking lot. I'll be recording it so I can put it on the internet later. I won't be off road at all.
P: I'm really confused about your question. What type of damage might happen?
Me: Oh its really hard to say during a gang bang these days. Back in the day sometimes people would slip and fall. But since this is the new ear, and we are using trucks, I'm thinking dented bumpers, hurt feelings, and a lot of sticky paint damage.
P: Well as long as you are not street racing, or doing off road racing it should be covered, however I've never heard of a truck gang bang before and I really need to get you over to my manager for clarification.

I thanked her for her time and hung up after this.

 

You seriously did this haha!!

 

Sure as hell did. I've had a shitty week at work and needed to cheer myself up.

That was totally worth wasting a break for.