Somebody shit on my yard... what now?

Somebody shit on my yard. What do I do?

 

Pick it up?

I dunno what you're asking. Do you want recipes or something?

 

Fertilizer?

 

WTF?

 

roll it in a blunt and smoke it

 

Well, here's the thing. They did it in the bush, about 2 feet from the lawn, and they left a bunch of Kleenex there as well. Now, I kind of suspect which neighbours it was. So should I go over there and ask them if they took a dump on my lawn? Or just skoop it up and dump it on their deck?

 

Throw it out dude. Seriously.

 

I say go taste it..

 

Insert Can. joke HERE...VVVVVVVVVV

 

Most likely a passerby with Krohns disease or something. Pick it up, wash your hands, and get on with your life.

 

Yeah, that's an option. But that doesn't discourage the culprit from doing it again.

 

only in does a human shit on someone else lawn lol

 

List it on eBay.

 

I could say it was Justin Bieber's. I could get millions.

 

So call CSI??

 

i say scoop it up, put in bag, set bag on fire on their porch. and run like hell.

 

Throw it back over the border where it belongs

 

I'm Canadian Eh. It's CSIS, and they are to busy trying too figure out what to do now that the prime minster has fired the CSIS watchdog.

 

But we aren't aloud guns in Canada