Somebody shit on my yard... what now?

allowed

and that gun is legal in Canada

 

Fixed it

 

But what if a truck full of rusens show up to take your syrup..

 

We take it back when they freeze in our winter.

 

They'd have too come through Alaska first.

 

I suggest the "pick it up and get on with life" method as mentioned earlier.

 

Think they also can do the cold, look at there ladys? While you are here can you see them from your house or is that Oz

 

No , that's brilliant political intellelectual Sarah Palin

 

+1

You suspect, you don't know.
Set up a trail cam and you'll have them on video if it happens again.

 

Thats RIGHT it was someone cool not you...

 

Remember this day next time you say I'm never right

 

1 time in 2 years

 

I say you pick it up, place on the suspects door in a bag, light it on fire, and walk away. If they knock on your door then you can assume that they realized that you found them out! Who looks at shit in people's yard.



problem solved

 

use it to make steak

http://www.digitaltrends.com/international/japanese-scientists-creates-meat-out-of-feces/

 

That sounds like a very well thought out solution. Hopefully it works.

 

I cant believe you actually made a thread for something like this and its lasted this long. I vote for the flaming bag

 

Shoot em all

 

Welcome to TW

 

Well, I had to do something constructive about this. Sharing it on Tacomaworld seemed like the best option.