Somebody shit on my yard... what now?

LOL!

 

You'd be surprised what my cat will do.
He'll puke, then dig a paper towel out of the garbage to cover it.

It would not surprise me at all to see him pull a Kleenex out of the box, drag it to the carpet, and drag his ass on it.

Smart cat.
Old cat (almost 19 in human years).

 

Pick it up with a bag, then go to their garage and get it all over their car

 

I'm confessing to my crime... It was me

 

hahaha

 

it was kleenex was it? looking with focus at poop, yay that's my life's ambition...

 

i'm gonna go with Rich's reply, seems sound, but then again he is an American!

 

Guess you can't reed too well

 

The kleenex's lying beside the shit made it very obvious. Or do American cats use kleenex?

edit: I should have read the rest of the responses before I said this... Now I seem like an idiot with any intelligent thoughts of my own. :/

 

Usually.

 

At least they shit in your yard and not on your porch

 

When you win "Yard of the Month" you'll be hunting down the anonymous shiter to shake his/her hand.. well maybe not to shake their hand.

 

the funny thing in all of this, and was missed with my sarcasm, was, youre posting on forum about someone/creature crapping in your yard. I understand needing attention and all, but is it really that bat shit boring in Canada?

 

and yet here you are

 

Must be all your Mexicans

 

races.

 

Not sure , I'll have to take your word for it

 

Good point, OP better luck here finding the culprit.

 

yes, laughing at Canadians with nothing better to do but talk and look at Human/critter Fecal yard art.

 

Sounds like an exciting Saturday night for you