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funniest quotes on TW

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by j83soldier, Nov 24, 2010.

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  1. Dec 1, 2011 at 1:23 AM
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    TnRedNeck721

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    TnRedNeck721 Nick Namer

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    ok thats the funniest i have seen!! :rofl:
     
    TnRedNeck721, Dec 1, 2011
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  2. Dec 1, 2011 at 1:29 AM
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    Dirty5Thirty

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    Dirty5Thirty TW's BAD MF'er Squad

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    haha, atleast I got one :thumbsup:
     
    Dirty5Thirty, Dec 1, 2011
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  3. Dec 1, 2011 at 2:32 AM
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    ink junky

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    ink junky I love tacos too!!!

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    haha it's in my sig below VVVV

    the part that really made me crack up when I read it was the "how ever, only the 2 in the rear deliver the law"
    hahahahaha
     
    ink junky, Dec 1, 2011
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  4. Dec 1, 2011 at 2:34 AM
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    Dirty5Thirty

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    Dirty5Thirty TW's BAD MF'er Squad

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    lol. no it's not?
     
    Dirty5Thirty, Dec 1, 2011
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  5. Dec 1, 2011 at 4:31 AM
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    ink junky

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    ink junky I love tacos too!!!

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    :rofl: You're right it's not. I replaced it with the pic about a week ago. I was on TW on my phone right after I woke up, so on the phone version it only shows the posts, but not the signatures. hahaha

    Very early brain fart! hahahahha
     
    ink junky, Dec 1, 2011
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  6. Dec 1, 2011 at 4:55 AM
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    Gunshot-6A

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    Gunshot-6A Prime Beef

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    The one in my Sig from ND. I am pretty sure has was making fun of OZ...
     
    Gunshot-6A, Dec 1, 2011
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  7. Dec 1, 2011 at 1:49 PM
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    Warhorseforever

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    Warhorseforever Will The Thrill

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    Warhorseforever, Dec 1, 2011
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  8. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:01 PM
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    Konaborne

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    Konaborne Pineapples on pizza Hawaiian does not it make.

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    bump!
     
    Konaborne, Sep 8, 2012
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  9. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:07 PM
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    HomerTaco ...................................................................................................................................................... Core-Hurst short throw shifter & T-handle / Carbon Fiber Interior / custom console light / De-badged / leather interior / Heated Front seats / Red Line Hood Struts / Painted speaker grills /one-off TRD Satoshi Grill with 12-15 front-end swap/ Pioneer AVIC-X920BT HU / Scangauge II / Black LED Tails / Dash Mount for iPad mini / Safari Snorkel / Auto-pilot mode / Leer 100XQ Cap / 4x Innovations sliders / Rear Diff Breather Mod / front windows tinted to 35% / Brute Force Fab Hybrid Front Bumper / BAMF Rear Diff Skid / Budbuilt Skids / CBI Trail Master 2.0 rear hybrid bumper / Fox rr coils/ TC UCA's/ TC spindle gussets/ TC Cam Tab gussets / Dakar leafs / Defined Engineering shackles / All pro U bolt flip / Timbren Rear Bumpstops / BAMF LCA skids / Exhaust re-route / Fog Light anytime Mod / LowRange Off Road extended rear brake lines / ATO Shackle Flip / sectioned Bushwhacker flares / re-geared to 4.56 / ARB Front & Rear Locking Diff / ARB CKMA12 compressor / PrInSu full rack system / 1" body lift / Inchworm 4.7 crawlbox / twin stick FJ t-case / Davez off-road triple-stick kit/
    Not so much a funny quote but one I've come to see as truth...

    "If you're not cutting you're wasting your time" -Jandrews

    :D
     
    HomerTaco, Sep 8, 2012
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  10. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:23 PM
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    Hairy Taco, Sep 8, 2012
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  11. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:23 PM
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    Large

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    where the fuck is ghost
     
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  12. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:24 PM
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    BulletToothTony You’ll have that on these big jobs.

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    i like my sig quote of ghost
     
    BulletToothTony, Sep 8, 2012
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  13. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:26 PM
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    Hairy Taco

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    does ghost like that one?
     
    Hairy Taco, Sep 8, 2012
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  14. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:27 PM
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    IndigoTac07

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    Chris' post in my sig
     
    IndigoTac07, Sep 8, 2012
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  15. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:29 PM
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    Hairy Taco

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    is that fro the 'mannequin asses thread'?
     
    Hairy Taco, Sep 8, 2012
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  16. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:29 PM
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    Rupp1

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    I can't find it, but it was the most awesome description of what happens when you hit the 4x4 switch.

    Anyone remember?
     
    Rupp1, Sep 8, 2012
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  17. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:30 PM
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    IndigoTac07

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    yes it is
     
    IndigoTac07, Sep 8, 2012
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  18. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:31 PM
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    Hairy Taco

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    haha, that thread was worth several laughs
     
    Hairy Taco, Sep 8, 2012
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  19. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:32 PM
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    Krazie Sj

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    Can't remember who said that. Fucking hilarious though.
     
    Krazie Sj, Sep 8, 2012
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  20. Sep 8, 2012 at 8:34 PM
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    Yes it is lol. I loved that thread
     
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