Thank God for Lortab...

well...

I gotta sell 20 of 'em on the street so I can afford the rest.

 

Source?










JK

 

I went all day w/o any tabs. currently in pain.

please excuse me if I post this evening in stupidity, PUI.

 

Especially for pain....but goes well with hos as well, or so I've heard.
BTW anyone know how to spell hos correctly?

 

Ho's

 

because plural

 

Hopefully the pills are not calling your name.......yet.

BTW, Larry did u mention earlier what your primary pain was? Back, knees?

 

But that might imply possession as in : "Hey don't snort that coke, that's my ho's blow and she'll get pissed."

 

Pleural possessive???:
Hey that's my hos' blow!
As said by a pimp referring to his whole gaggle of hookers.

 

no name calling yet doc.

ankles...both of them. broke in May, fell sliding down ladder...left bone chip (tendon attached and healing nicely)...right bad sprain (tendon blown up...OUCH...FUK!!!!)...and taking forever to heal.

it doesn't help that I'm working every day on my feet and ladders and etc...

my doc says my ankles will never be the same. I have been banned from the beach & boating all year.

 

not a grammar specialist...

but, Ho's blow...may mean more than one Ho has da blow.

maybe it would be Hos' blow. assuming singular possession.

 

Larry, how many fingers am I holding up?

 

Just go shoot up some fentanyl and call it a day.

 

Ok just remember not to dose that shit in milligrams.

 

Oh yeah, heh heh, forgot. Thanks C.

 

Rush Limbaugh and Brett Favre both examples of hydrocodone lovers.

 

I don't know Favre's story but I know of Limbaugh's. I believe Rush was addicted and also gained a lot of weight at one point...but has been clean and in shape for years. Was Limbaugh's hearing loss from the addiction?

I imagine a lot of NFL players are heavy users. I can't imagine getting beat up like that.

I'd rather be a MLB player, if I had any athletic ability.

 

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True story about the VA. About 7 years ago went o VA to get some 5s or 7.5s hydrocodone (with Tylenol) for some severe back pain.

VA doc said that is was too addictive and he gave me a giant bottle of "Morphine Sulfate" pills ... ... WTF.

That was 7 years ago and I still have the bottle almost full. The morphine just puts me to sleep.

The best pain killer I have found is: Tussionex Pennkinetic Extended-Release Suspension Cough Syrup ... take a very low dose (lasts a long time too) and it just takes the edge off the pain enough to function. ...

My "addiction" in life is ... Aldi brand ... "Sea Salt & Cracked Pepper Potato Chips" ...
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funny thing about drugs is everyone reacts differently to them. And differently to different drugs.

take ambien for example...I could take 2 of them and not fall asleep. my wife can hold one in her hand and you'd think she ate a few quaaludes.

I believe I have a high tolerance to drugs. I can eat valium like M&M's and barely get relaxed. On the other hand, a picture of a joint and I'm asleep for a week.