Somebody shit on my yard... what now?

yes, after a great day testing new OMD leaf packs.

 

Awesome

Doug still crap his own drawers ?

 

Hey if you have a some secret ritual with Doug, please leave me out of it, all I know is he's funny as hell to talk with and knows his stuff about Tacoma Leaf springs.

 

It probably was a chick who got sick. Back when my wife ans I were dating we were walking home after a long night of drinking and eating shitty bar food. She had to crap so bad she was gonna Shit herself and no bathroom was in sight. She set herself up on some kids play set and dumped into a large plastic bag she had in her purse, wiped with the wet naps ishe had in her purse and was all good. When finished she put the bag o woman crap in the trash can on the curb and announced " I'm good, we can go now". That's probably not the day I decided to marry her.

 

Only thing to do to be 100%, have it dissected:

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.... breath.... hahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahhahahahahahahahaha

I don't think anyone else got it. But I thought that was hilarious. It fits perfectly

 

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no, no I dont

 

Something tells me no one is going too brag about this on Tacomaworld...
On second thought... That's probably a good place too start searching for the culprit.

 

OP, I think you are missing the point of this whole experience.

Ask yourself "why would someone shit on my lawn?" You need to think about motive.

What is it that is so reprehensible about you that would drive someone to do this?

I think this is an opportunity to ponder who you are and what place you have in your community.

I think you should get out that and stare at that shit, really focus on it, and ruminate on what it says about you.

 

2 answers.

A.. Grab shovel, scoop up, toss in trash. No worries about depositer. Cost 5 min. of your time.

2.. If drama is needed go to page one and start an investigation with photos and full forensic treatment. Cost; years of your time and millions of dollars including lawsuits, Ninja poop revenge teams, lawyers, ect.

 

^

 

This thread made me LOL! If I was you, I'd bag it up and go throw it on their porch, light it on fire, ring the doorbell and run.

 

this thread is F"ing funny as hell.

 

^ WAY too much information!!

 

Well, I took option A: Grab shovel, scoop up, toss in trash. No worries about depositer. Cost 5 min. of your time.

So far it hasn't happened again, however if it does I shall choose another option.

 

You know Smokey did it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeLYVsf6qEA

 

about 10yrs ago I was jogging in a rather wealthy Houston neighborhood when my home made hot sauce kicked in. I was about 20min jog from my house or any park with facilities. I literally had to take a dump in somebody's yard. I wasn't very well hidden from the road and on coming traffic. It was pretty bad.

 

just has to be registered by someone with proper credentials

 

That was YOU!!?!?! Nah j/k lol

 

They're going to do it again.

I think you should get a ghillie suit and hid in the bushes with a cattle prod. When they back in to download, give them a prod in the hiney hole.