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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by kristopherl, Dec 3, 2008.

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  1. May 3, 2009 at 8:42 AM
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    JDMcQ

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    Chris, is this what happened to your last bike?


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  2. May 3, 2009 at 8:44 AM
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    I could imagine riding that thing around saying to myself...

    Ummm is my ass on fire? LoL
     
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  3. May 3, 2009 at 8:45 AM
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    JimBeam BECAUSE INTERNETS!! Moderator

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  4. May 3, 2009 at 8:50 AM
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  5. May 3, 2009 at 8:51 AM
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    chris4x4 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. Moderator

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    Nope.....Being pulled over for 120 in a 55 is what happend to the last one. :(

    My 'Ol Honda, though I never managed to shoot flames out of the pipes...DID have its uses.
    I found out what plugs I could pull (While driveing), and maintain my speed. Found out that I could NOT drive it up the stairs in the girls Dorm. AND, When packed full of grasshoppers, and revved up to 9500 RPM, the exhaust would shoot said grasshoppers out 40 feet.


    Some more: 1 penny would fit the 10 amp fuse holder, and get me home.
    Water from Jack-in-the-Box can be used in the battery if the battery is out of electrolyte.
    A Honda 450 engine can go 34,752 miles between oil changes.
    The Honda NightHawk 450 is extremely slow. More so if a fat girl is on the back.
    I CAN maintain control of a motorcycle as a pretty girl takes her shirt off and rubs her boobies on my back
    My buddy CAN NOT maintain control of HIS motorcycle if he is watching a girl rub her boobies on another dude on a bike.
    AND, Haveing sex with my Helmet on makes me sound kinda like Darth Vader....and is kinda wierd.
     
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  6. May 3, 2009 at 8:57 AM
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    :laugh:
     
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  7. May 3, 2009 at 9:28 AM
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    magikbean562 once flirted with danger, danger got clingy

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    thats a lot of sig worthiness info right there mmhhmm:bananadance:
     
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  8. May 3, 2009 at 9:29 AM
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    sounds like a good idea... haha I've been lookin for a good one!
     
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    hey drunkies!
     
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  10. May 3, 2009 at 10:01 AM
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    hey
     
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  11. May 3, 2009 at 10:01 AM
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    how's ur head feelin now jd?
     
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  12. May 3, 2009 at 10:02 AM
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    That's not nice Chad. It's true, but not nice.
     
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  13. May 3, 2009 at 10:02 AM
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    nothing much whore, you? :D
     
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  14. May 3, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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    I have to go empty the keg barrel and cooler out of my truck. I really cannot handle the smell of beer right now.
     
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    :p
     
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  16. May 3, 2009 at 10:04 AM
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    nice! :thumbsup:
     
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    Keg+4 hours of sleep=BIG Headache. :(
     
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  18. May 3, 2009 at 10:05 AM
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    lol that will teach ya!
     
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  19. May 3, 2009 at 10:06 AM
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    i'll buy ya a keg when you come up to canada eh!
     
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  20. May 3, 2009 at 10:07 AM
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    so were you mister!
     
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