Oh Craigslist, you find winners!

Yall should take a look at the best-of-craigslist. there are some interesting people out there.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

 

Lmao damn there is some weird and crazy shit there

 

This was one of my favorites:

"If you really want the crap skis you stole out of the back of my truck last week that bad, you might as well have the crap boots that go with them. I was about ready to give them away anyway, it might as well be you as anyone else. By the way, these are cross country (AKA Nordic) skis, that's why they're so skinny. If you've never tried it before, it's a great winter workout. I could give you a couple quick lessons and you'd be on your way.

I hope you wear a men's 10.5, or maybe you can trade them for a size that fits.

Just to be clear about which stolen crap skis we're talking about, these were a pair of well worn Fischer Nordic Cruising skis, I forget how long, around 205cm, maybe 210, 5 or 6 years old. They were about the cheapest waxless cross country skis you could get at the time, and these crap Fischer Touring boots that go with them are of similar low quality, and pretty well stretched out.

I would appreciate it if we could trade poles though, the ones you stole were really nice Swix carbon with cork grips, way too nice for those crap skis. I'll trade you back the crap poles that go with those skis if you still have them. This is not a deal breaker though, poles or not, you can have the boots.

By the way, in an attempt to go faster, I sanded down the fish scales (kick zone) about 15% or so, so if you're just starting out, you might not have enough grip. Maybe try a little kick wax if they slip too much for you.

Give me a call, my first name is Chris, my last name is on the skis in permanent marker, I'm in the book."
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/spk/2801866106.html

 

Buncha tards and morons on craigslist, shitty way to make money .. Not even worth the bother or the hassle.. Nothing but scammers and tweekers on there

 

I laughed at this and only read the bold.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/3148365387.html

 

"EVER WONDER WHAT BURNT SCROTUM SMELLS LIKE?"

 

His descriptions are hilarious hahahaha

 

reading that ad pains me

 

I feel like he wasn't the one who had the idea of getting a vasectomy..

 

Lmao at the name my fish one on that craigslist link hahahah

 

Haha. Im going to need a name for my future Bata Fish..
I want to see the corpse. Lol

"HERE'S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN!!!
-weekly updates in my fish's life every Monday.
-she lives a very interesting life.
-the fish's dead corpse when it dies.
-or a video of it's viking funeral.
-If you don't know what a viking funeral is, look at this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjcsFPiQq94
-It'll go down something like that. (except live music... maybe a keg. Of course you'll be invited)"

 

Response email to a brand new $120 magnaflow muffler. He originally wanted $75 but then....

 

'ANd by alot I mean very little' LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"periodically wiggling my pink pal just to shake out the shrinkage all the while being mindful not go full mast" what about this part?


Or better yet this "That hurt, but detaching the tape from the loose skin of my now embarrassingly small and shriveled dick helped me to forget real quick [...] If getting your balls fondled and shredded by another man doesn't fuck with your self-esteem, passing out like a little girl shortly thereafter kind of closes the deal."

 

did you leave anything in the mailbox? i would've left a treasure map and a note saying "now it's your turn"

 

How very dramatic. It sure wasn't that big of a deal when I got snipped 4 years ago.

It still wasnt that big of a deal when I had it reversed this past March.