Cheeziest pickup lines

Have you ever kissed a bunny on the nose (take out pocket lining)... Would you like to?

 

Are you from Tennessee?? Cuz your the only Ten I See

 

I heard that one before

 

My lil sister was reading some and told me to add...

"Are you a astronaut... cause ass is outta this world"

 

Wanna count shoulders? (start with your own furthest from her) 1... (then you own closest to her) 2... (then hers closest to yours) 3... (then put your arm around her) 4!

 

one that I have used before....

"Would be offended if I stared at you up close instead of from across the room"

or

"Excuse me would you tell your tits to quit staring into my eyes"

"Is your dad Fred Flintstone.... cause I want to make your bed rock"

 

to this ill add my fav pick up line... how olds your little sister...

 

lol.... not legal... haha

and dont use the line.... "I'd serve time for it"... lol

 

damn.... well i tried my best theres always that 50% that it wont work...

ok on to pick line two... How longs the wait...

 

are your legs tired? no? because you've been runnin through my mind all day long

is that a mirror in your pocket? no? well i can see my self in your pants.

do you know karate? cause your bodys kickin

 

my cock died, can i burry it inside you
(present tacoma key) this turns my truck on, does it turn you on?
or the one that has worked every time: I drive a tacoma, want a ride

 

lol
like the karate one

 

lol... 2 years... and then you have to cross me n dad... lol... haha

 

or if your Michael Jackson

"I've got candy"

 

didn't work for me

 

mjp2: "Hi, I'm an asshole"

 

That's not cheesy