Colorado B.S. Thread

man i work 11s!!!!!!!

 

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

 

I don't think you understand what I'm doing. It's ten hours of straight fire fighting. No class room. Taking hose off a truck attacking the fire up 4 floors, throwing 24-35ft ladders. Load the truck do it again. All day in a building that is 600-1500 degrees. It's fun but tiring. And 11 hours my shifts are 48 hours. But mon-fri till nov 16th plus an hour of crossfit in the morning.

 

whoa there testosterone! im just givin u shit! i know u ars workin ur tail off. i was simply stating i am working alot of hours too!

 

Sweet! You available tomorrow? I should have checked this sooner because I just got home from taking my mom to sushi (she had chemo today so she gets spoiled lol) and I could've come by while I was in the Fort. I need to get this thing swapped in and get it into the shop ASAP for what is likely a MAF replacement because I need to take this think out of state as soon as Sunday so I'm hoping to get that CEL cured before I go.

 

Haha. I can't wait for this to be done. Like I said its fun, but I'm never changing departments again.

 

Sean how's your night going? I see Carmen updating we Facebook

 

Haha nice. I got my shift pick today too. It's the shift I wanted B shift. Should make for a good career I like the B shift guys on the department.

Me I has lots of it flowing right now! BOOM!

 

Blah blah blah I drag hoses, blah blah blah Its so hot, I shoulda been a cop blah blah blah

 

You could have been a firefighter if you would have scored 10 more points on your test

 

Ooooo sick burn.

What's funny is....I'm cop because they at least require a test that's more then:

Do you like hoses: yes/no

Do you like big shiny trucks: yes/no

Do you want to pose in a calender: yes/no

 

I like hoes!

 

me dos

 

Then why aren't you a firefighter? You selected the wrong career path boi!

 

Yeah yours is

Do you like donuts. Yes/no

Can you sit your ass in a car for hours. Yes/no

Do you want to do a job where you wish you were a fireman. Yes/no

Do you like being told to direct traffic. Yes/no