Colorado B.S. Thread

Who wouldn't?

 

Final physical test in the morning! Wish me luck! I won't have a problem passing I just want to max all 3 catagories

 

Don't have sex tonight.

 

Here's the tattoo on my wife's lower back.



It's actually part of a cover up that was also a laser removal. She had a big black panther in the center and a little turtle on the left side of her upper hip. She got the birds to cover up the stupid turtle and then the panther looked out of place. She then did laser removal (only do this if you enjoy paying for torture) and then got the rest in the middle done to cover it up because even after 20 laser removal treatments you could still see it. The end result looks pretty good though and gives me something to look at.

 

Talk to Deputy Fife. Despite his persistence I don't believe he's into tha hoes.

 

Boxer's don't bang ho's before a match. Kappes doesn't need to bang ho's before a fitness test!

But after, they're all free game. Bang away.

And Deputy Fife is better then Deputy Doofy.

 

I bang hotties all the time and I'm a winnar at lyfe!

 

I'm buff as shit, play WOW and I get laid.

 

Damn!

1337

 

Who?

 

Not a damn clue.

 

You posted it after your claims of getting laid all the time so I assumed it was the chick you was currently knocking the bottom out of.

 

for those who are old enough to remember the reference for this commercial:

http://youtu.be/jbGNE_OYAW8

 

Awesome, I used to use that line all the time. The kid paused in the wrong places but the effort is appreciated. It should read: You alright! I learned it by watching you! (no pause after the 'you') I'll give it a 7.9 though for excellent throw back lines even though the delivery was a little shaky. Needed more tits too.

 

sadly no.

 

Nuts to that. Go find her and brag about your WoW exploits... that's sure to get her panties moisty!

 

I'm thinking about that...

Edit: Prolly shouldn't have that site on the main page.

 

Haha I actually had the privelege of knowing the buff as shit dude.... and it was interesting.

 

Oh Shemicals....