Cheeziest pickup lines

What do you want for breakfast tomorrow morning!

 

"Want to come back to Neverland Ranch with me"!!

 

WTH???!!

 

lol.... priceless...

 

"Are you going to introduce me to your friend or is that your butt"

from some movie, I though it was funny

 

If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" amd "I" together...


Michael Jackson riddle -
How do you know when it's bed time ni Neverland?
*When the big hand touches the little hand*

 

"You must be from Ireland because my penis is dublin"

 

i was super hammered at Winthrop one night and i yelled at a girl "hey baby! wanna sit on my face"

i also stumbled out of a bar one time and saw a hot chick and started singing "hey girl wanna do it in the butt? lets do it in the butt. i'm gonna do you in the butt." and even had a little dance that went along with it. fortunately my friend dragged me out of there before her boyfriend kicked the shit out of me...

 

common man u coulda took him
ur invincable when ur drunk

 

wanna sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?

your not a guy are you?

 

gotta rember that 1

 

Ask Her " Do you know what the distance is from here to here?" ( Measure from her shoulder to her neck).... Then as you reach around to her other shoulder say " The same from here to here".. Bam now you got your arm around her.

 

now that yall have pickup lines put them to good use.... try and get a little
http://www.tacomaworld.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/36520-nsfw-darkness-underground.html

 

Wanna go to a movie, dinner, tennis, fuck or something?

 

This one is more to find out if a girl you like, likes you back....

Say " Hey" then stick your hand down her pants if it's wet she wants you.. if not your probobly going to jail... It's risky but it worked for me... lol

 

Some real life examples:

"Hey, I saw you staring at me from across the bar. So what's up?"
"This is my husband sitting next to me"
<slink away> Clearly alcohol impaired my judgement that time.

A non-verbal example: I'm in a bar, checking out a pretty young thing. Another guy walks by her, looking her up and down, very obvious about it. She leans into him and yells "F#ck off!" I turn back to my table, sure that no line will work on her that night.

Another time: She says, "I think you're getting me drunk just to take advantage of me"
My reply, "Yup" It worked

 

Excuse me, could you tell me how to get to the medical school, I'm supposed to do be doing a lecture in about 20 minutes and my driver's a bit lost.