Colorado B.S. Thread

FU!!!!!

I work for 13 hours, then sleep for 6 and then dumb bitch has to drop a fucking iron skillet over bedroom..

 

I have my stock 29's on steels at my house if you want to use them, I dont think emissions will let you smog if you have anything bigger than a 32

 

I did mine and my tires are just about 34's.

 

I have 35" and they won't touch my rig. It's under 34" and over 17" is there tolerance.

 

It's because the rollers are not big enough to hold over a 34. What happens I thought Brian passed emissions. When I had my 92 I registered it where my parents live because they don't have emissions in the springs.

 

Two things:

Next time I go into Hooters or Twin Peaks, I'll order the sweater puppy's, slightly browned and a pink taco.

And: When someone asks my name, I'll say, "Its what you'll be screaming in bed later tonight."

That is all.

 

A pic from my emissions of my specs.

 

Wow. Any idea why so high?

 

Lets go to twin peaks tonight. Haha!

 

You might get laid and I might get kicked out....

 

Carb needs to be adjusted to lean out. A lot.

 

Lol so last night, I'm with a couple other cops and one is doing a search of a bag from a car that had a bunch of turds in it. There was weed and other such items found in the car and the K9 alerted to these bags.

He opens the bag and starts to pull clothes out, with out gloves on. I'm like bro, no gloves? He's like meh, I'll wash my hands....

I said oh, ok. Then paused. And then I looked at him again and said, what if all those socks are happy socks? He looked at me for a few seconds, reached into his pocket and put his gloves on.

 

Haha.

Yeah I wear gloves for everything that is not mine at work.

 

So I'm not the only one who keeps happy socks in a duffel bag in the back seat? Whew, I was beginning to think I was strange.