NorCal Meet and Greet Saturday November 17th!

$200 and nothing

Different one, I bought a glass of wine during the Giants win for the one tonight and got further than I did on Saturday.

 

Apparently cougar hunting?

 

Which base did you get to?

 

2nd

Really gotta go now. Later boyz

 

Good Luck man, go get 'em!

 

What's going on here? Are we drinking wine?

 

Not me dude

 

Sloots gonna sloot.

 

Nonwoories, More for me!

 

depending on how ugly Rob is, he may need more wine or possibly even hard liquor to get past 2nd base, and if he's super-duper dumspter-fire ugly he may have no choice but to use roofies

 

You lost me at hello.

 

Uglier than Shrek in a house of mirrors

Ruffies, an Ether cloth and a club is my trick.

Shit!!! She didnt even have the courtesy to say nice STOCK Taco!!!!!

Had a "nice" time

I'll be in Mex tomorrow night with my little Taiwan "friend" so all is good

 

LOL, figured you'd be a good sport with my dumpster-fire blast

Got two ways I can go myself, one's going backwards (ex), one's sideways and lives entirely too close to me.

 

So here's the parking lot, I count 32 spaces on the street (left), side, should be enough if we take over half of the front lot or make one massive line of trucks on the back line, figure i would need about 25 cones to block off that front portion, roll up with some ambers, orange vests, bust out shovels and some wheelbarrows to make it look legit......

 

All good bro, if you cant laugh at yourself? Your a ****** or pussy IMO. I love to laugh at myself, I'm my favorite comedian

Dont have an ex.......wife, plenty of ex's though. As I said before....SLOW LEARNER

 

Reeeeaaalllllly slooooooow learner!

 

DONE!!! I can get that many cones, I can even bring ladders to make it legit. How many vests should I bring?

I have some big ass bolt cutters to if you want. Like 3 of the biggest bolt cutters you have ever seen.

"WHAT? WE CANT PARK HERE? FUCK YOU!!!!! I'LL CUT YOUR GODDAMN AXLE IN HALF......WITH THESE BITCH!!!!"

Just kidding...unless your into it

 

Well I got my own vest and i think i got a hard hat around here somewhere, some ambers would be cool.
Actually I tried to get ahold of the manager tonite but made the mistake of calling during dinner rush, maybe i'll just trip up there tomorrow and corner the guy "Hey, we're coming to your place, you got a problem with that??!?!?!" I want a chunk of that lot for us and i want a chunk of that restaurant for us too.

 

If all else fails...you got your ruffies

 

Usually a stern look from me gets people's attention.


Naw, i'll be nice to the guy, don't think he'll mind, that's probably gonna be 30 people maybe more, and as long as everyone tips fair, it's worth it for the waitresses. Plus they play country music and the girls at other roadhouses i've been to are cute. Every so often most of the waitstaff stops and does a line dance to "Boot scootin boogie" (i think that's the song), i'm not a country guy myself but it's cool.

While i'm workin on this i keep thinkin of the bridge of this song "We're comin to your town and we're gonna burn this motherf&%ker down!"

http://youtu.be/DPgWNuUkuA8