American BS thread

I thought I had a shit worth that once. Turned out I had an old dildo still stuck up there.

 

forgot about it? your farts must have whistled

 

Later Gents

 

R.I.P Murrica'

 

later

As I said in derek's fb status

This just finally gives me justification to move to Casablanca, and change my name to "el giganto burritobazonga"

 

giv me that blue shit

 

lol

I'm playing a scratch ticket right now out of boredum. Just scratched a pineapple symbol. Felt you should know.

 

that's actually a tiny camera

I'm watching you

you're wearing a red shirt
and there's a bug on the ceiling

 

Blue coveralls. Grey t-shirt underneath. No pants.

Close.

Won 28$ on a 20$ pack.

 

Almost got my ass kicked by a fire truck today as I tried to pass to catch a suspect that was running from the state patrol and crashed and fled on foot...damn car wouldn't go for shit!!!

We were both going code 3

 

fuck. so close.
should have said no pants, that's always a given

glad you're okay

 

Seperate code 3's or the same one? Glad you're okay broski.

Key question, is there Socks?

 

Let me clarify, there was no danger, just my car was slow and getting its ass kicked by a big fucking truck full of hoses, when I had pedal to the metal on only a slight grade and my OD was off.

Same code 3 run's, I was after the suspect of a police chase with the state patrol who was running on a motor cycle, fire was going because he wrecked.

 

stay safe out there.
are you able to tell us if its a crown vic or that beautiful charger in your sig?

 

oh
so that big ass fire truck totez kicked your ass in that race then
you need a turbo



did you guys catch em?

 

I'm not surprised if he was driving a Dodge.

 

That's a charger in my sig and sadly, not my charger. I was in a CV.

Yes, he was walking down the road, less than a 1/10 mile from his crashed bike. Lol I had just logged on duty at it was dispatched and in my area less then 3 miles away from me. I eventually passed the damn truck but yea, it was out to kick my ass in that little race there.

 

That is pretty awesome though. Eventually you did pass em

I get my car in 3 days!!!

 

Once the CV gets up to speed it'll go 125 no issues, its just a matter of getting there lol!

 

Lol, yea those police CV's are bricks, but thats mostly because of all the extra bloody gear you guys always have in there. Load it down like an elephant and it'll perform like one haha.