Veterans BS thread.

Hey buddy, nice pics of you guys in the jungle

 

SO, here is a funny story.

I had just arrived to my first real unit (after job training) and I moved into a room with a gentleman named Quiggs (nickname for his protection).
Well, quiggs and I were both underage at the time, and were proceeding to get drunk. Well, This really really big girl came up to our room and started hitting on Quiggs.

I told Quiggs, hey man go get sum of that biggun.....He left and came back 2 hours later. I was like hey man, did you get any. He said the girl let him play with her tig ol bities, but required him to take her to eat before he went any further. I said, dude, go down to the common area, buy that bish a snickers and take it to her. AND he did.....and got chased throughout the fucking barracks. Shit i was dying

 

Lmfao! Of course she did! How was she?

 

I added the rest of the story

 

Lmfao!,,

 

Love Me Some Mericuh'

 

Good Night guys

 

Whats everyones plans for veterans day?

 

Don't have any. Thinking I might go chill with my gramps. He's a vet too

 

Thats my plan as well. Probly talk shit about Nam and and Iraq, drink a few cold ones...Hopefully grama aint home, she will never understand and will question everything. It really get annoying after awhile

 

He was a doc so he saved lives. The only other one I ever talked to about that shit was my uncle and he died from agent orange

 

Im sorry brother. MY Granpa was a marine in nam. He was on the trail.

 

I think we need to change this to nick and Rob Only thread. Guess it didn't take off like we thought it would. Oh well win some lose some.

 

yep. We just need to say some crazy ness like Post something outrageous about Obama or something?

 

We are bullshitting at least. Did you see how those guys blew up the insults on me for asking why that guy was an asshole for speeding? Shit got real. I guess I am a stupid asshole.

 

Yes you are. jk

 

So, Why does the navy have like 8 different uniforms?

 

Don't know. We only had dungarees when I was in. Wish we had BDU's though way more comfy. Those stupid bell bottom pants sucked my balls.

 

The coasties just came around within the past 3 years to getting untucked BDU style uniforms...

 

When I was in the army I had a civilian clothing allowance... I loved that shit. But unfortunately when I was in the army, I joined realy skinny. After about 2 years in I got fucking massive compared to when I joined. like I gained 60lbs from eating right and working out. Never had a complete set of matching uniforms. Medium pants, Large top. I always had mix matched shit.