my mail man is an asshole!

he filed a complaint with the city because i have 2 boats and 3 cars with one driveway, i got a warning ticket today saying if i dont move my boats im going to get a fine. when there are plenty of other boats parked on the street, i was the only one with this warning

other than parking my truck infront of the mail box how else can i get revenge on this dickhead of a mail man

 

Not to be a kill joy- But if it's illegal-It's illegal...so it's fair game to get a warning.

And do you honestly want to fuck with the guy who delivers your bills and shit??

 

i know its illegal but to only screw with one person about it?


plus i dont get bills, i get paid in cash and pay everything in cash no mailing involved

 

You could mail alot of REALLY heavy boxes?

 

then id hafta pay

 

Electric fence line charger and your mailbox could become friends. Call it a postal zapper.

 

Not if you print your own stamps. Though, when committing a federal crime, you should try to conceal your identity as often as possible... Mail the boxes from your neighbor's house.

 

Unless you have a large driveway, 2 boats and 3 cars is a bit much. A house on my street has something similar and it looks like shit. It takes the whole neighborhood down a notch. I don't like it but I wouldn't file a complaint about it.

As said, how do you know it was your mailman?

That is not someone I would want to mess with. Ever hear of someone going "postal"...do you know why they call it that? Legalize your shit and let it go.

 

This mailman of yours knows what his rights are as an employee. Like everyone else, just move your boat and avoid paying more fines. Sorry you have to deal with this bull-poop!

 

If you block your mailbox.. he will probobly just not give you your mail.. then that means no Sports Illustrated, No Playboy, No 4Wheel Parts Mag, and No Martha Stewart living.. uh I mean Game Informer

 

Hmmm, this kinda sounds like an episode of Sienfield.....

 

Put a rubber snake in your mailbox.

 

best idea so far. and how do you know it was the mailman who ratted you out and blocking the mailbox = he just doesnt deliver to you.

 

he threatened me before, i just see how its fair that everyone else does it, im the only one punished im parkin the dakota with a trailer attached to it there tomorrow, and im puttin up one of those mail boxes that go on your porch, make him walk every day